...if there's a dent in the mattress at your feet where the cats sleep.
Ever seen a Big Cat scared of a drone? It was amazingly hilarious. They ran like a house cat would run from a random balled up sock casually heaved across the room, which mine do a lot because 1). I'm a slob sometimes and 2). Socks take over the world and sometimes murder felines. Not always, not usually, not often, but you can't be too careful. When the drone died, they were curious, and when the batteries were begging for mercy and the thing was trying to take off they spooked!...you're glad you have a cellphone to access this site while you sit outside so the cat can have his backyard time...(--he just watched a helicopter pass overhead. I wonder what he thought of it...)
Oh Lordy is right!!!Lordy me LOL!
See, they know perfectly well what time of year it is, year to year. I have a very paranoid cat in May and maybe even June just to be sure, since that's when his vet visit usually is.
And you may be a cat person if, when your cats pass gas, you come up with “cute” nicknames for them like, oh, I dunno, Gas Giant (Lily of Large Girth) and Gas Molecule (Mocha of Petite Girth).You may a cat person if...
you have a dream you're in your childhood home and sleeping in your childhood bedroom and in the middle of the night two of your childhood cats join you.
Sounds so sweet.
But during this dream, a cat has gas. Really bad. You keep smelling it but don't kick them out because they've been dead for decades and you don't have the heart.
The cat gas stink wakes you up. You smell the cat gas even though you're awake. You look around. A dog in your bed has an =D expression as they let one rip.
I cannot believe I live this way.
I do that too!... you stand in your kitchen at 10 pm, quietly trying to be still and look in neutral directions so as not to disturb or distract the cat from eating his wet food snack.
My cats try to lick the hand cream off my fingers. My cats are weird.You may be a cat person if you buy a pricey but supposedly unscented moisturizer to keep yourself from becoming a desiccated husk (humidity currently 9%) but when you put it on, your cats flinch, blink rapidly, and run away, so you never put it on again...and add it to all of the other pricey but supposedly unscented moisturizers populating your cabinet. Sigh. Dry, desiccated sigh.