Simple enough. Just post those funny, odd, or sad things that are the hallmarks of being a cat person. Just kidding, there are no sad things, because cats are heavenly emissaries of joy and tranquility. Your posts should continue the sentence begun, 'You may be a cat person if...' You may be a cat person if... The couch that was blue when you bought it is now best described as "tortoise-shell". Your best friend sneezes every time she is around your favorite shirt because she is allergic. You do a long, slow blink any time you make eye contact with an animal or person. My bearded dragon thinks I am insane due to this. You compulsively check the sides of everyone's couches for scratch marks, even if they don't own a cat. Your first instinct upon seeing someone wearing feathers is to chuckle and imagine what your cat would do. All of your Pottermore quizzes come back with some form of cat: Gryffindor, Tortoise-Shell Cat Patronus, Cat animagus form, cat pet. You scare potential mates away by telling them how many cats (or pets in general) you have. You see a dog and want to hiss. You have more pictures of your cat on your phone than yourself or your significant other. Your cat /is/ your significant other (in a non-creepy sort of way). You respond to every 'meow' with 'yes, Your Grace,' even when it's not your cat. Your first instinct on a depressive day is to find the cat and abduct them for infinite amounts of snuggletime to make the world go away for a few minutes.