Two turkeys are looking at the sky at dusk and one asks the other:
„Do you believe in life after Christmas?“
„Do you believe in life after Christmas?“
Wonderful!I posted this in the past, but I think it should be included in this thread.
This is an actual bumper sticker I saw in the 1990s. Obviously a professional cat lady!
"If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats!"
Sounds more like bad English.Idiocy reigns! I (seriously) just bought a refrigerator thermometer. On the package it says, "Hand was only. Do not immerse in water. If the thermometer does not clean easily, soak in dish soap."