Post Your Best "groaner" Joke

[Purrfect Meow]

Question: What's the difference between yes and no?

Answer: A nod of the head.

 

[Caspers Human]

Q: What’s the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

A: About two weeks.

 

[Purrfect Meow]

A group of Sphynx are lounging by the water when a Persian walks by.
One of the Sphynx yells "Whats with all the fur? This is a nudist beach!"

 

[iPappy]

I was at the shoe shop, trying on shoes. I told the saleswoman, "It's no good. They're too tight."
She said, "I see the problem, try them on with the tongue out."
I said, "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight."

 

[iPappy]

The guy who invented Tetris recently died. When they lowered his casket into the ground, the entire cemetery disappeared.

 

[bobkater]

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!

 

[bobkater]

Two psychologists meet. One says, you're doing well, how am I doing?

 

[Mia6]

 

[Caspers Human]

The guy who invented Tetris recently died. When they lowered his casket into the ground, the entire cemetery disappeared.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
There was, however, some difficulty getting him into the casket. They put his left leg in. That's when the trouble started.

 

[Mia6]

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.
There was, however, some difficulty getting him into the casket. They put his left leg in. That's when the trouble started.

that one made me spew my coffee, ha!!!!

 

[Caspers Human]

I used to be addicted to The Hokey Pokey but I eventually turned myself around.

 

[Gunther4ever]

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[Boris Diamond]

 

[bobkater]

What’s the absolute best Christmas present?
A broken drum — you can’t beat it!

 

[debbila]

Why did the fish cross the road?









Just for the halibut.

 

[Purrfect Meow]

What did the duck say to the drug dealer. Do you have any quack?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

What do you call a cat that is behind bars. A purr-petrator.

 

[mama africa]

IN

 

[bobkater]

 

[Boris Diamond]