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I don't see a "no girls allowed" sign. Move over some more!
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Post Your Best "groaner" Joke
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This is my step ladder. I never met my real ladder.
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Sometimes I battle my demons!
Sometimes I just snuggle with 'em
Sometimes I just snuggle with 'em
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This is true of every human on this planet. Until we are truly enlightened, perhaps it is good that we struggle in this way. Without struggle there are no gains.
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV...
The 10:00 news was on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Jack says, 'You know what, I bet he will.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, 'Fair's fair... Here's your money.'
Jack replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump.
'The blonde replies, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
Jack took the money..
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV...
The 10:00 news was on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Jack says, 'You know what, I bet he will.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, 'Fair's fair... Here's your money.'
Jack replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump.
'The blonde replies, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
Jack took the money..
