Post Your Best "groaner" Joke

[mama africa]

 

[Mia6]

 

[Mia6]

 

[Katie M]

The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.

 

[Gunther4ever]

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I thought this site was for cat info and entertainment not politics - My bad.l

 

[Mia6]

Gunther4ever

in the IMO forum there are political threads if you're interested

 

[Mia6]

 

[Mia6]

 

[Caspers Human]

The bartender says, “Hey! No superluminal particles allowed in here!”

A neutrino walks into a bar.

 

[bobkater]

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?

Finding half a worm.

 

[bobkater]

What's the problem with political jokes?

They get elected.

 

[bbdoll22]

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?

Finding half a worm.

This happened to me when I was pregnant!

 

[Mia6]

This happened to me when I was pregnant!

did your baby have worm cravings? ha!!!!

 

[bbdoll22]

did your baby have worm cravings? ha!!!!

Thankfully no, but I just realized his nickname is Birdman even still 11 years later!

 

[bobkater]

When I die, I'd like the word "HUMBLE" to be written on my statue.

 

[bobkater]

Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop any time he wants.

 

[iPappy]

This afternoon my boss burst into my office and said "you are, without a doubt, the laziest employee I've ever seen. Straighten up and fly right, or else."
I was shocked and angry. I looked him right in the eye and said"you woke me up for THAT?"

 

[Caspers Human]

Hey! I resemble that remark!

 

[bobkater]

A man has been stealing wheels of police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

 

[bobkater]

I yelled COW to a woman on a bike. She gave me the finger, then plowed right into the cow. I tried.