Post Your Best "groaner" Joke

[Jem]

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

 

[iPappy]

My wife got really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right.

Oh geez

 

[iPappy]

 

[doomsdave]

Go ahead and scream . . . still funny!

 

[Jem]

I would like to apologize in advance for this terrible joke...

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

 

[doomsdave]

 

[doomsdave]

I would like to apologize in advance for this terrible joke...

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

A blind woman too . . . .

 

[Jem]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room...

They said, "Thank you!"

I said, "Don't mention it"

 

[Jem]

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzu.

 

[Jem]

It takes 5 minutes to walk to the bar and 20 minutes to walk back home.
The difference is staggering.

 

[doomsdave]

 

[Jem]

 

[Jem]

 

[heatherwillard0614]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

 

[Mia6]

why do dogs lick their balls?
because they can groan.......

 

[mama africa]

 

[Mia6]

 

[Mia6]

 

[Mia6]

 

[Mia6]