Ricky decides to go back home to Melbourne so he calls Qantas Airlines to book his flight.
The operator asks him, 'How many people are flying with you?'
Ricky replies, 'Strewth mate, how would I know? It's your plane.'
At Christmas this year, my Mom had those "crackers" that when you pull them apart they pop and you get a paper crown and a little "treasure" inside...also included is a riddle...and they are usually very "groan-esk". This on made my husband laugh....more then the average person should....