Post Your Best "groaner" Joke

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Did you hear Iron Man and the Tin Man are teaming up?

While Iron Man FLATTENS the villains, the Tin Man will FOIL their nefarious plans!
 
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Ricky decides to go back home to Melbourne so he calls Qantas Airlines to book his flight.
The operator asks him, 'How many people are flying with you?'
Ricky replies, 'Strewth mate, how would I know? It's your plane.'
 

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What's the longest word in the world?












Smile - there's a mile between the first and last letter.
 
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At Christmas this year, my Mom had those "crackers" that when you pull them apart they pop and you get a paper crown and a little "treasure" inside...also included is a riddle...and they are usually very "groan-esk". This on made my husband laugh....more then the average person should....:lol:

What's yellow and scary?


A Boo-nana
 

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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says: "Uno, dos ..." Poof. He disappeared without a tres.
 
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