- Apr 8, 2016
Husband came home from work and his wife met him at the door in a see through sexy nightie.
She said, Its your birthday so we are going to do anything you want.
So he took her to the bedroom..tied her up to the bed and went out and played golf.
"I may be 72, but I'm 22 Celsius.'
"The secret to a happy life is to run out of cash and air at exactly the same time."
"When I was a kid, we couldn't afford a horse, so we had to staple two ponies together."