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What's the gourmet name for green garden peas served with a glass of iced tea?
A: A Tea-pea
3 boy dogs were showing interest in a pretty, single French poodle. Used to the attention from boys, she said that whatever one could use the words "liver and cheese" in a sentence the most cleverly would win her affections.
The first dog, a Labrador, blurted out "I like liver and cheese!"
The Poodle sneered.
The second dog, a Bulldog, croaked nervously "I LOVE liver and cheese?"
The Poodle sneered again.
The third dog, a tiny Chihuahua, walked between the Lab and the Bulldog and lightly shoved them away. "Liver alone," he said. "Cheese mine."
Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
A: He scares the crap out of it.
What's the gourmet name for green garden peas served with a glass of iced tea?
A: A Tea-pea
3 boy dogs were showing interest in a pretty, single French poodle. Used to the attention from boys, she said that whatever one could use the words "liver and cheese" in a sentence the most cleverly would win her affections.
The first dog, a Labrador, blurted out "I like liver and cheese!"
The Poodle sneered.
The second dog, a Bulldog, croaked nervously "I LOVE liver and cheese?"
The Poodle sneered again.
The third dog, a tiny Chihuahua, walked between the Lab and the Bulldog and lightly shoved them away. "Liver alone," he said. "Cheese mine."
Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
A: He scares the crap out of it.