What kind of motorcycle do cows ride? Kowasaki.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
Wife who put husband in dog house
Find him in cat-house . . . .
Some day? Every time I stick my head out the door, I see a hearse parked down the street.If you're 73 and worried about your age, just think of yourself as 23 Celsius.
You'll be old some day. Age is like underwear. It creeps up on you.
The best things in life are free, except for chewing gum. If you want to chew gum, buy new, don't use the gum from underneath the seat at the movie theater.
"Have you seen the TV remote? I swear it just saw it.....oh, nevermind, I found it. Uh, can you remember where I said I found it? I swear it I just saw it..."