Corrupt a Wish

[BellaGooch]

It is, but spring comes with some SERIOUS allergies.

I wish that unhealthy things, such as desserts, were healthy and tasted the same.

 

[debbila]

They are healthy but unfortunately make you gain a lot of weight because you now eat too much of them.

I will I could get fresh garden tomatoes in Arizona.

 

[BellaGooch]

You can, but you’re the only one who can, so suddenly now everyone is crowding to your house and trying to steal them.

I wish people were kinder.

 

[strider rose]

they are but they tend to stay quiet most of the time
i wish that the snow would go away

 

[Talien]

Snow goes away and never comes back, and takes Christmas with it.

I wish Adam Conover would ruin "corrupt a wish".

 

[Mia6]

He does but now his show is cancelled and we miss his humor

I wish I had unlimited funds so I could have an amazing cat shelter

 

[Talien]

It's so amazing that you have a constant stream of people from around the world showing up at your house and wanting to see it at all hours of the day and night. Sleep? What's sleep? Your public awaits!

I wish global warming would save us from the new ice age that is upon us.

 

[Mia6]

It does but doesn't stop and we're soon having temps of 100 degrees all over the world

I wish we had more sun in Ohio

 

[strider rose]

you do but you get a sunburn from it
i wish that i could marry someone like tom selleck from magnum p.i.

 

[Mia6]

You do, but you find out he's a bigamist wih 3 other wives and 15 kids

Following Jen on my wish, I wish I could marry someone who loves cats, is not embarrassed
of my disability, and is a 5***** chef.

 

[BellaGooch]

You got your wish! Unfortunately, he’s a slob, and leaves your house in constant disarray, and he stinks all the time

I wish that I could sleep good every night.

 

[Talien]

You sleep so good at night that it's really hard to wake up and you end up sleeping until noon every day.

I wish people who dance on the graves of others would spontaneously combust.

 

[Mia6]

I wish people who dance on the graves of others would spontaneously combust.

Oh they do, but then the particles of combustion land on your home forever


I wish my nutty neighbor would move far away

 

[BellaGooch]

He does.... but he’s replaced by an even nuttier neighbor!!!

I wish I could control the weather

 

[Talien]

You control the weather, but no matter what you do half the world hates you for it and you are convicted of crimes against humanity.

I wish paved roads would get washboards instead of dirt roads.

 

[Mia6]

You control the weather, but no matter what you do half the world hates you for it and you are convicted of crimes against humanity.

I wish paved roads would get washboards instead of dirt roads.

They do but all the dirt roads they used to have are taken to your house and put into a circle,
miles of them.and and then it is is totally surrounded by them and the only access to your home is by helicopter

 

[debbila]

Your didn't give your wish Mia6

 

[Mia6]

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Haage-Dazs ice cream

 

[Boris Diamond]

You do have an unlimited supply, and being the generous person you are, you give it away to everyone on TCS, who also give it to everyone they know. We consume so much that Häagen-Dazs goes out of business never to be heard from again.

It's rained most of the last two weeks. I wish it would stop!

 

[BellaGooch]

It does, but it also stops everywhere permanently.

I wish that Covid would end.