Corrupt a Wish

[debbila]

Your breakfast is ready and waiting when you wake up but it's always food you don't like.

I wish I could still drive.

 

[Boris Diamond]

You can drive again, but only the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

I wish politicians couldn't lie.

 

[strider rose]

they tell the truth but at a cost

i wish that i could have more cats

 

[debbila]

You have more cats, but so many you have to get a license or have some taken away.

I wish there were a litter box that automatically emptied and cleaned itself.

 

[Boris Diamond]

You have a litter box that automatically cleans and empties itself, but it empties itself into your bed every night while you are sleeping.

I cat poop and pee did not stink.

 

[strider rose]

your wish is granted but you cant keep up with the cleaning

I wish that i was a vet

 

[debbila]

You're a vet but working so much you never have time to be with your kitties.

I wish I had room for as many cats as I'd like to have.

 

[strider rose]

granted but its more then you can handle

i wish that my wishes came true

 

[Boris Diamond]

Your wishes do come true. But one day while in a delirious fever, you wish everyone would go away and you send the entire population of the planet to the moon with no life support.

I wish drivers gave turn signals and stopped at stop signs.

 

[BellaGooch]

They do, but they also give turn signals when they aren’t intending to turn and stop at every sign, not just stop signs.


I wish everyone was nice to each other.

 

[Boris Diamond]

Everyone is nice to each other. All the time. After a few months, all the frustrations that people haven't expressed cause them to break out in hives.

I wish that I could find the good sugar cake to send to my friend.

 

[Furballsmom]

You do find it, along with a LOT of other sugary goodies

I wish we had hummingbirds year-round

 

[strider rose]

they come year round but your cats go nuts
i wish that i could visit Mamanyt1953

 

[Boris Diamond]

You can visit her, but there is an earthquake in Tenerife causing a large piece of the island to fall into the sea. A giant tsunami hits the coast and you spend your visit being very wet.

I wish we had safe and very much faster means of transport.

 

[BellaGooch]

We do, but it is VERY expensive and most people can't afford it.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

 

[strider rose]

there are but you run out of things to do and spend the rest of the day bored

I wish that I didnt have crohns disease

 

[Mia6]

You don't but now you are blind

I wish I was on a warm, sandy beach, reading and drinking tropical beverages

 

[Mr. Meow]

You are...just happens to be during a hurricane.

I wish to meet the love of my life.

 

[Mia6]

You are...just happens to be during a hurricane.

I wish to meet the love of my life.

You do but her mother comes with her and is a scandalous woman but your love insists on her being part of the package

I wish I could find a good friend

 

[strider rose]

you do but they talk too much

wish that it was spring already