Corrupt a Wish

[Roxabelle]

Rules: Corrupt the wish of the person above you, then leave a wish of your own.

Example:

Person 1: I wish my hair would grow nice and long

Person 2: Granted, but so will your leg hair, in fact all your body hair, and it will never stop no matter much you cut or shave off.

I wish I had a billion dollars!

Person 3: Granted. It's a million dollars in Monopoly money.

I wish my cat could talk.

Next person starts below!

 

[golondrina]

Person 4 "Your cat's most unsuspected opinions would be revealed"
I wish tomorrow will be a sunny day

 

[Roxabelle]

It's sunny alright, but it's so blisteringly hot that your shoes melt when you go outside, and there's no air conditioning

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

[debbila]

You're taller but all the beautiful clothes you paid so much for no longer fit right. You're out of work because of the corona virus and can't afford to buy new clothes.

I wish I could afford to travel to other countries. ( When the covid-19 is over )

 

[Roxabelle]

You can travel to as many countries as you like but only by donkey.


I wish I had a pantry that would fill itself with food

 

[debbila]

You have a pantry that fills itself with food but you have to pay for it all! It keeps refilling at will so it becomes very expensive.

I wish my cat would stay healthy.

( You have made a very good thread Roxabelle ! )

 

[BellaGooch]

She/he will, but you throw up every night.

I wish I could time travel.

 

[debbila]

You can but not being able to choose the time period, you go back to cave man days!

I wish there weren't any corona virus.

 

[gilmargl]

Covid 19 has gone, but the Plaque is back!
i wish someone would redecorate my house.

 

[debbila]

You have a no money back guarantee, and you get completely black interior decoration. Instead of drapes all the windows are painted black.

I wish I had a housekeeper and a cook.

 

[Lola3791]

But your housekeeper and cook are terrible at their jobs.
I wish I could have more cats.

 

[Tik cat's mum]

You get more cat's but none of them use a litter box. I wish I could sing well.

 

[Talien]

You're the best singer the world has ever seen, as long as you're singing Klingon opera.

I wish the sun would spontaneously combust.

 

[game misconduct]

the sun does combust but noe the earth becomes the new sun
i wish the city i live in was like south haven michigan

 

[BellaGooch]

It is, but you have to get rid of all of your home and all of its belongings.

I wish I had the cure for cancer.

 

[Boris Diamond]

You have a cure for cancer, but it causes everyone to speak gibberish.

I wish had a Maserati.

 

[Grayson’s Mummy Julia]

You have a Maserati but someone stole the engine!

I wish I was a child again and could re live my life with the knowledge I have now.

 

[Boris Diamond]

You are a child again and get to live your life over with the knowledge you have now, but are falsely convicted of a crime you did not commit and spend your life in prison.

I wish I lived at the beach.

 

[BellaGooch]

You live at the beach, but a tsunami hits you once every year.

I wish there was world peace.

 

[kissthisangel]

You live at the beach, but a tsunami hits you once every year.

I wish there was world peace.

Granted but only because everyone is deaf.

I wish cheese was free