Corrupt a Wish

[Talien]

He no longer gets hairballs, but he gets dingleberries instead.

I wish it was summer year round.

 

[strider rose]

its summer year round but you start to melt lol
i wish that it was spring year round

 

[Boris Diamond]

It is spring all the time and the pollen never stops, making everyone sneeze hundreds of times a day.

I wish it were autumn year round.

 

[Talien]

It's fall year around and the world is soon buried under tons of dead and rotting leaves.

I wish the entire world would spontaneously combust.

 

[BellaGooch]

It does, but you are a part of the world.

I wish the Weather was cooler.

 

[Boris Diamond]

It is cooler. And cooler. Until we are in an ice age and glaciers destroy much of the northern cities!

I wish people would pay less attention to their phones and more attention to where they are walking.

 

[Talien]

People are dumb, so they just stop caring that they're walking into eachother, into obstacles, into open manholes, and into traffic.

.....Come to think of it, it's probably a good thing some of them play in traffic.

I wish more stupid people would play in traffic.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

More stupid people play in traffic but you become one of them..

I wish my school didn't block certain websites

 

[Boris Diamond]

They don't block any websites, and that means all the students spend their time looking at weird stuff and never do their school work.

I wish New Orleans was not under water.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

Instead of New Orleans being underwater, the whole rest of the world is underwater except for New Orleans

I wish the character's in my book were smarter.

 

[Boris Diamond]

They are smarter. They become so smart that no one, not even you, can understand them.

I wish their were more people doing volunteer work.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

More people do volunteer work, but they only want to do stupid things or things that are bad for everyone else.

I wish I could change my school elective

 

[Boris Diamond]

You can change your school elective, but only to a course with a teacher who gives grades on how much she likes you. Your refreshing honesty gets under her skin. D-

I wish people could tell when others are lying.

 

[debbila]

People can tell when others are lying and now there is no trusting of each other.

I wish our basic needs were free.

 

[Boris Diamond]

They are free, and everyone becomes fat and sassy. Civilization falls apart and the animals take over. (Maybe not a bad thing? )

I wish people were not greedy and wasteful.

 

[Talien]

People are no longer greedy and wasteful, but are instead terminally stupid and the human race dies out in a year.

I wish stupid people would intentionally go for a darwin award.

 

[strider rose]

they do but its taken away from them

I wish that people had the common sense not to annoy my hubby at his job

 

[debbila]

People don't annoy him at his job because nobody comes around him and his job becomes boring, having no one to talk to.

I wish people wouldn't constantly talk about their illnesses.

 

[Talien]

Everyone suddenly drops dead the instant they open their mouth to talk about their illnesses.

I wish farts sounded like locomotive horns.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

Well, now the farts are so loud that people go deaf when they fart.

I wish I would sneeze more.