Corrupt a Wish

[Furballsmom]

It will, and then everyone will be rushing around trying to do everything at once

I wish my fish would feed themselves

 

[Boris Diamond]

They do feed themselves, but they know no bounds. You become poor buying fish food and then they grow so large you have to put in a swimming pool to hold them.

I wish I got better reception on my outdoor over-the-air antenna.

 

[BellaGooch]

You do, but the radio doesn’t turn off... Ever. And it’s very loud.

I wish I had a farm.

 

[Boris Diamond]

You have a farm! But it's a prison farm and you receive great criticism for owning such a place.

I wish there was more pizza.

 

[Furballsmom]

There is but it has ingredients you don't like.

I wish there were more cookies.

 

[Beholder]

There are tons of cookies, but your they're all oatmeal raisin favored and you're allergic to raisins.

I wish organic chemistry was easier.

 

[Boris Diamond]

It is easier, but that's because you are only studying the organic chemistry of Play-Doh.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Talien]

You can fly, but only by means of explosive flatulence.

I wish Tortzilla would stop trying to steal my salad.

 

[BellaGooch]

You’re in luck! Tortilzilla does stop, but now he takes every other food you try to eat...

I wish I was smarter.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

You become smarter, while EVERYONE in the world becomes 5x less smart

I wish I my parents would allow me to have a phone already

 

[BellaGooch]

They do, but your cell service is unbearably slow and it takes at least five minutes to load anything.

I wish the weather was colder.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

The weather becomes colder, but it goes below freezing!

I wish I had unlimited icecream

 

[Talien]

I wish I had unlimited icecream

You have unlimited ice cream, but only because everything you put in your mouth turns into ice cream that tastes like whatever you were trying to eat.

I wish the morons who go flying down dirt roads at 50+ MPH kicking up massive dust clouds and creating washboards would spontaneously combust.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

They spontaneously combust, but that means they turn into x5 more dust and the dust clouds stay there

I wish our family had more money

 

[Alicia88]

You have billions of dollars but the world economy completely collapses and money becomes worthless.

I wish I no longer needed to sleep.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

You don't need to sleep to refill your energy, but sleep is replaced with coffee, so you could need to drink a lot of coffee which is really unhealthy

I wish I didn't have a bedtime

 

[Alicia88]

You no longer have a bedtime, but that's because you are now an adult so you have to get a job and pay bills and rent and you are now completely responsible for buying and cooking your own food, doing your own laundry, keeping up with all your own housework, and all the other not so fun things about being an adult.

I wish I had a housekeeper.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

You get a housekeeper, but they don't do anything and you end up firing them and getting a new one, but all your other ones don't do anything either

I wish my chameleon was more friendly

 

[BellaGooch]

Your chameleon is more friendly, but now he/wants to be with you every waking moment and does NOT leave you alone!

I wish my cats wouldn’t fight.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

Your cats don't fight each other, so instead, they take out all the fighting on you and your furniture

I wish my dog didn't bark at everyone