Corrupt a Wish

[BellaGooch]

I wish my dog didn't bark at everyone

(So do I )

He doesn’t, but now he has taken to mooing like a cow and squacking like a chicken.

I wish I liked walnuts.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

You take a liking to walnuts, but now every other nut tastes horrible

I wish my mum would get me more in-fashion clothes :')

 

[BellaGooch]

She does, but they’re three sizes to small for you.

I wish I had more books.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

You have more books, but they're all boring, 10 page long children's books

I wish all my shirts were oversized

 

[BellaGooch]

They are, but they’re all hideous!

I wish I could travel to New York.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

You get to travel to New York, but word gets out and ALL (I mean all) of your friends and family decide to come with you. to make matters worse, it's a hot summer.

 

[BellaGooch]

MiloTheBlackCat we need your wish

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

Sorry bout that!

I wish I had more charms for my charm bracelet

 

[BellaGooch]

You do! But they’re so heavy that you can’t wear your bracelet. Oh, and you can’t take them off.

I wish my bunnies liked me more.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

Your bunnies like you more, but (just like my chameleon) they want you spend every waking moment with you and wont leave you alone

I wish more stay cats would visit my yard

 

[BellaGooch]

They do! But your yard is infested with stray cats meowing 24/7 and all of your neighbors loathe you.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

you get you million dollars but the world economy completely collapses and money becomes worthless

i wish my clothes didn't get dirty

 

[BellaGooch]

They don’t, but you can’t change out of them ever.

I wish I had better focus.

( MiloTheBlackCat I have to go, thanks for playing this with me! )

 

[strider rose]

you have better focus but your vision is that of cats
i wish that i wasnt disabled

 

[debbila]

You're not disabled so now you're doing so much you're exhausted most of the time.

I wish I could drive again.

 

[Talien]

You can drive, but spend the rest of your life regretting it because the roads are full of morons who should never have been allowed to get a license.

I wish the world had more explosions.

 

[BellaGooch]

They do, but you are blamed for all of them and put into jail where there are no explosions.

I wish I was better at cooking.

 

[TMcats]

You are but you can never find the dish you want to use.

I wish I can be a better dancer.

 

[strider rose]

your a great dancer but cant handle the fame

i wish that i could lose some weight

 

[Beholder]

You lose a ton of weight but then realize it was all muscle mass.

I wish Morty would stop getting so many hairballs.