Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[Kwik]

Do to climate change it melted as it dropped and fell as gentle rain.

If Rudolf has a red nose is he under the influence?

It did not- the little girl was knocked out cold!

Yes,Rudolph was and he was laughing all the way as he guided Santa's slay straight to the nearest pub with his nose so bright!

Why does Rudolph fly?

 

[bobkater]

The Christmas Spirit around the globe keeps him aloft.

Wouldn’t a chilli be more suitable than a carrot for Snowman’s nose?

 

[Kwik]

The Christmas Spirit around the globe keeps him aloft.

Wouldn’t a chilli be more suitable than a carrot for Snowman’s nose?

Oh yes indeed but also he never learned to drive and has no driver's license!

A chilly would be much better,not a ' hot chilli " of course as that would surely give him a meltdown!

What should a snowman wear on his head?

 

[bobkater]

If there's no sun, a snow cap. But if it's sunny, then a sombrero hat will protect better.

Do snowmen chill out listening to cool tunes?

 

[Kwik]

If there's no sun, a snow cap. But if it's sunny, then a sombrero hat will protect better.

Do snowmen chill out listening to cool tunes?

Lol- yes they do and where do you suppose they go to hear these cool tunes?

 

[bobkater]

To a snowball? ...That's where snowmen go dancing. And I hear they like the music of the Icicles.

Are Frosted Flakes a snowman’s favorite breakfast?

 

[Kwik]

To a snowball? ...That's where snowmen go dancing. And I hear they like the music of the Icicles.

Are Frosted Flakes a snowman’s favorite breakfast?

Maybe ,or Ice crispies!

 

[bobkater]

Maybe ,or Ice crispies!

I have a question...where is the question?

 

[Kwik]

I have a question...where is the question?

Okay okay- I get so excited to join in the fun I forget to ask....

So,what is DrFrankensteins New Years resolution ?

 

[bobkater]

To start a new life (think about it).

If Dr. Frankenstein asks for help, would you give him a hand?

 

[Kwik]

To start a new life (think about it).

If Dr. Frankenstein asks for help, would you give him a hand?

Lol-yes or to make new friends

 

[debbila]

You need a question @ Kwik

 

[Kwik]

You need a question @ Kwik

I just don't have one- got the New Years blues

 

[Purrfect Meow]

What does a puffer fish smoke?

 

[debbila]

It doesn't smoke. Puff the magic dragon smokes it.

Is this new year a " new and improved " 2023?

 

[bobkater]

That's what they always say, but we know better. New things bring new problems. And like devils, the problems you know are better than the problems you don't know.

Wouldn’t considering the devil you know as better than the devil you don’t know constitute unfair discrimination between devils on the basis of personal acquaintance?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

It sure would seem like it. But consideration is not discrimination. It is just some Devil's are better at PR.

If a person's New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating, do they start immediately or put it off until next year?

 

[bobkater]

As always, it depends on the actual wording. The correct wording is,
You resolve not to procrastinate, starting immediately on a date to be decided.
And this is one resolution you can keep, as long as you don't activate the said date.

Shouldn’t a product that claims to reduce work in half be sold in sets of two?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Only if you want to work twice as hard.

If you paw at your food are you a cat?

 

[bobkater]

No, actually we are talking about paws...err...pause while eating by someone who can't spell. It's probably a paws for thought.

If half-closed is the same as half-open, then what is the opposite of half-open?