Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[bobkater]

A cat has genius in his genes. So, what we have to test is that it is indeed a cat. For this, we use the duck test: If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat and meows like a cat, then it probably is a cat.

If everything has an end, why does a sausage have two?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

I think what we are looking at here is a difference in interpretation. Is it a begining and an end or an end and an end, only their sausage maker knows for sure.

If snow boots are made for snow, and rain boots are made for rain, where are rubber boots made for?

 

[bobkater]

My take on sausage ends is that “sausages” sounds like “isosceles”, which must be symmetrical and thus have two ends.
Btw, Germans consider sausages as godly food, because only god knows what goes in them.

Rubber boots are made for rubber, so that it’s used and stays in demand, and is not substituted by leather or plastic.

Do cats have an aversion to loud noises because they are pussies?

 

[Kwik]

I think what we are looking at here is a difference in interpretation. Is it a begining and an end or an end and an end, only their sausage maker knows for sure.

If snow boots are made for snow, and rain boots are made for rain, where are rubber boots made for?

Not sure maybe for highway driving ,rubber necking? OR for when the rubber hits the road?

Why do you "take" a shower? Where do you take it ?Or take a bath,it's pretty hard to pick up n carry!

 

[Kwik]

My take on sausage ends is that “sausages” sounds like “isosceles”, which must be symmetrical and thus have two ends.
Btw, Germans consider sausages as godly food, because only god knows what goes in them.

Rubber boots are made for rubber, so that it’s used and stays in demsnd substituted by leather or plastic.

Do cats have an aversion to loud noises because they are pussies?

"Only God Knows"Cracked me up!

 

[Purrfect Meow]

More to the point is why do we take anything? Take a walk, take a nap, take a break...its because take has a flexible meaning. In England they say have a shower, have a nap...etc... Here is a portable shower you take with you:
So you can take it with you!

Back to bobkater question of Do cats have an aversion to loud noises because they are pussies? Absolutely! Cats have a keen sense of hearing, and they know that loud noises mean trouble so they skedaddle when they hear loud noises unlike humans who say lets go see whats happening and walk or run into a pile of trouble.

Sorry not really too silly of an answer. Here is a silly question and answer. Why don't cats play pocker in the jungle. Because there are too many Cheetahs!

OK, now back to the regularly scheduled programming:

Why do cats always land on their feet?

 

[Kwik]

More to the point is why do we take anything? Take a walk, take a nap, take a break...its because take has a flexible meaning. In England they say have a shower, have a nap...etc... Here is a portable shower you take with you: View attachment 469351
So you can take it with you!

Back to bobkater question of Do cats have an aversion to loud noises because they are pussies? Absolutely! Cats have a keen sense of hearing, and they know that loud noises mean trouble so they skedaddle when they hear loud noises unlike humans who say lets go see whats happening and walk or run into a pile of trouble.

Sorry not really too silly of an answer. Here is a silly question and answer. Why don't cats play pocker in the jungle. Because there are too many Cheetahs!

OK, now back to the regularly scheduled programming:

Why do cats always land on their feet?

Yeah - you're supposed to give silly answers - not smart ones ---so I guess we " take" answers too as you give them,right?

I don't know that cats always land on their feet but most times they do because of their " righting reflex " but thats not a silly answer either,so you can take it or leave it but please do tell me a silly answer

If there's an inside joke are there outside jokes as well?¿

 

[Purrfect Meow]

A silly answer to "Why do cats land on their feet" would be "because they don't have any hands."
A silly answer to "If there's an inside joke are there outside jokes as well" would be of course there is, inside jokes are told inside and outside jokes are told in the fresh air.

PS - Kwik , bobkater told me when I first started replying to have fun with these. Its what ever pops into your head. He is an expert however so I often find I am trying to follow his example. But he is far to witty for me, so I try to have fun. I don't think there is a wrong answer.

If a woman has a trophy husband, what kind of trophy did he win?

 

[Kwik]

A silly answer to "Why do cats land on their feet" would be "because they don't have any hands."
A silly answer to "If there's an inside joke are there outside jokes as well" would be of course there is, inside jokes are told inside and outside jokes are told in the fresh air.

PS - Kwik , bobkater told me when I first started replying to have fun with these. Its what ever pops into your head. He is an expert however so I often find I am trying to follow his example. But he is far to witty for me, so I try to have fun. I don't think there is a wrong answer.

If a woman has a trophy husband, what kind of trophy did he win?

No hands!!!hahaha- good one

I think he wins the Booby prize🫣

Isnt he though? bobkater cracks me up,very very funny guy

So speaking of cracking up?What is the opposite,if someone makes you feel sad do you get cracked down ?

Oh btw,I'm sitting in the living room so it is an inside joke

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Looks like we are in need of a question.

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called green or a lemon called yellow?

 

[Kwik]

Looks like we are in need of a question.

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called green or a lemon called yellow?

Not sure,it might be a gray area & not so black n white-lol

I was trying to think of a silly question and came up blank!

So if you come up blank can you go down blank?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Yes you can, you can go down the rabbit hole and come up blank so in essence you went down blank.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

 

[Kwik]

Yes you can, you can go down the rabbit hole and come up blank so in essence you went down blank.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!!yay,

Why do people complain about the heat of a summer day yet in winter the turn up the heat as hot as it was in summer?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Complaining about the summer heat is our way of sharing the pain or bonding with one another. In the winter, cozy fires create positive associations with the cold outside. Cranking up the heat brings us comfort. As the Cheshire cat would say:

We can't change the weather, but we sure love to talk about it!

Question:

Why is it we are told to read between the lines when there is nothing to read between the lines?

 

[Kwik]

Complaining about the summer heat is our way of sharing the pain or bonding with one another. In the winter, cozy fires create positive associations with the cold outside. Cranking up the heat brings us comfort. As the Cheshire cat would say:


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We can't change the weather, but we sure love to talk about it!

Question:

Why is it we are told to read between the lines when there is nothing to read between the lines?

Good one!

 

[debbila]

Complaining about the summer heat is our way of sharing the pain or bonding with one another. In the winter, cozy fires create positive associations with the cold outside. Cranking up the heat brings us comfort. As the Cheshire cat would say:


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We can't change the weather, but we sure love to talk about it!

Question:

Why is it we are told to read between the lines when there is nothing to read between the lines?

That's just to confuse us.

Are we only supposed to plant plants?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

No, we plant our feet when we perhaps should have moved on. I am guilty of that one. We plant ideas in the hope that they will grow into changes that the world will bring to fruition. We plant seeds of emotion like love and kindness and laughter in the hope to make the world a kinder and happier place. Perhaps the answer to are we only supposed to plant plants is yes but we can never just plant one thing......

If your "as happy as a clam" are you happy?

 

[Kwik]

No, we plant our feet when we perhaps should have moved on. I am guilty of that one. We plant ideas in the hope that they will grow into changes that the world will bring to fruition. We plant seeds of emotion like love and kindness and laughter in the hope to make the world a kinder and happier place. Perhaps the answer to are we only supposed to plant plants is yes but we can never just plant one thing......

If your "as happy as a clam" are you happy?

Depends ,probably not if your baked or stuffed but I'd imagine Clams Casino are having a good time!

What word would describe a person who does not have all his fingers on one hand?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

A magician!

If we have smart phones, smart speakers and smart thermostats, how smart are they?

 

[Kwik]

Actually the answer is " normal " people usually only have half their fingers on one hand !hahaha

Don't go there with " smart" phones- you've got me speechless ......they are stupid phones