Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[bobkater]

It seems to me, there are many similar word games, causing some confusion.
So I bring back something different (also different from a previously existing thread):

Give a silly answer to the previous silly question and ask a new silly question.

Example:
Q: Why are some girls beautiful and others not?
A: The beautiful ones were cats in their previous life.

And my first silly question:
How do you mend broken biscuits?

 

[debbila]

Give them lots of tea and sympathy.

Why did Peter pumpkin eater put his wife in a pumpkin shell?

 

[bobkater]

Because she kept complaining that she didn't have anything to wear.

If roses are red, why are violets blue?

 

[debbila]

They're sad that roses took the color they wanted

Why did the mouse run up the clock?

 

[bobkater]

Because it was short-sighted and had to get up close to read the time.

How many parallel universes are there?

 

[debbila]

All of the ones with cats

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

 

[bobkater]

If I left it there, it might,
but my mother says, don’t chew it, so I swallow it in spite.

Can you have a square meal in a round plate?

 

[debbila]

No, but everyone can eat "in the round"

Can a mime get laryngitis?

 

[bobkater]

He pursues it, because it helps him with his work.

Do you eat or drink soup?

 

[debbila]

Just don't drink stone soup

What color is a horse of a different color?

 

[bobkater]

It's white, except when it's not.

Are extraterrestrials green?

 

[debbila]

Yes they envy us.

Where can we see a leprechaun?

 

[bobkater]

Leprechauns are one of the tribes living in Spiritland, along with the other tribes: Elves, Gremlins, Goblins and Gnomes. You can go to Spiritland by consuming enough spirit. (Spiritopedia)

How do you get rid of an earworm (repeating tune stuck in your mind)?

 

[debbila]

Sing out loud, sing out strong.

What color are burps?

 

[bobkater]

I always turn the other way to avoid seeing them

Why is sleeping in a classroom so enjoyable?

 

[debbila]

The droning sound of the teacher talking is like having the t.v.

Do stuffed animals have a life when we aren't around?

 

[bobkater]

They do, and try to play with other toys but get told to get stuffed.

Do mermaids have live babies or lay eggs?

 

[debbila]

They don't want kids

How much money is in the wishing well?

 

[bobkater]

Enough to really grant the wish of the first one who dives in and collects it

What did the Dodo die of?

 

[debbila]

Frustration from being called the doo-doo.

Do candles suffer from burnout?