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A thread dipped in tuna.

If you walk a circle round the town square, are you making a circle out of a square?
 

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Why do people say" I slept in this morning "

Does thst mean they normally sleep OUT?
 
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They don't sleep out, but they may be out of sleep

Can someone be inconsistently inconsistent?
 

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Yes,consistently inconsistently inconsistent! ?????rofl

How can something be unbelievable when you are watching it?
 
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You're a skeptic, doubting everything, even your skepticism.

Does dusting something mean adding dust to it, or removing dust from it?
 

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Either or,neither nor:dunno::flail:
Why don't you give a hoot? Are hoots something you can give if you wanted to?
 
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I understand, hoot is a sound. So, if you wanted to, you could record it on a CD and give it to someone.

If a group of lions is called a Pride, shouldn’t a group of cats be called a Majesty?
 

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Maybe a " prejudice " - lol

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
 

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The word incorrectly

If a sunburn makes you red as a lobster, what does a tan make you?
 

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The word incorrectly

If a sunburn makes you red as a lobster, what does a tan make you?
Lol- makes me a brown cow

Since you don't use them to talk why did they get the name " headphones"?
 

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The inventor messed up on that one.

Are there ' lowways ' to drive on instead of the highways?
 
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Lowways are when they pass under bridges or go underground, or even when the ground collapses

Does war decide who is right or who is left?
 

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Must be who's right because there already are southpaws;

Are gifts called something other than presents if we don't present them?
 

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Hmmm,if not presented maybe they're past?

If you take a shower,take a nap or take a ride why don't you take a haircut or take a shave?
 

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Oh they're already taken.

Why didn't Dorothy take some gold home when she went over the rainbow?
 

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She had to spend it all on those ruby slippers!

Why say the alarm went off when it rings? Isn't it on if it's " going off"?
 
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It means it's going off the off position, or on the on position.

Do cat’s claws form a sentence?
 
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