Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[Kwik]

Purrfectly!

If I am expecting a package by car or truck why do they say - it's been "shipped"?

 

[bobkater]

Because when it comes to English, "they are at sea".

If our monitor has a screen does it mean we can’t see it?

 

[bobkater]

(I am trying to bump this forgotten game. If there is no interest, we let it drop).

The screen is transparent, so we can still see it.

Where do the witches go after Halloween?

 

[Kwik]

(I am trying to bump this forgotten game. If there is no interest, we let it drop).

The screen is transparent, so we can still see it.

Where do the witches go after Halloween?

To the beach - for a sand witch

 

[bobkater]

That was funny - and witty!

But what is the new question? (This is not my silly question.)

 

[GemsGem]

To be or not to be, that is the question

Does pineapple belong on pizza ?

 

[debbila]

Any way, any way you want it

Where does the rabbit go after it's pulled out of the hat?

 

[Kwik]

Any way, any way you want it

Where does the rabbit go after it's pulled out of the hat?

The hare dresser!

Why can't plumbers find high waisted jeans that don't fall down?

 

[debbila]

They're not looking in the Bend Over department.

Why is Christmas the only holiday we get ready for months ahead of time?

 

[bobkater]

Because it's very expensive and we have to start saving early... (...or maybe that's not a silly answer )

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

 

[debbila]

Sounds logical

Should little kids in France be called French fries, instead of small fry?

 

[bobkater]

Hmmm...But then, when they eat french fries it would be cannibalism.

If a pigeon leaves a deposit on a woman’s hat, does it mean it wants to buy it?

 

[Kwik]

Hmmm...But then, when they eat french fries it would be cannibalism.

If a pigeon leaves a deposit on a woman’s hat, does it mean it wants to buy it?

I'd like to know who decided that was " good luck"?

 

[bobkater]

The Society for P.O.O.P. (= Protection Of Overflying Pigeons)

Do cats realize they are cute?

 

[debbila]

Yes, their "get away with it " attitude proves it.

Did cave women wear buffalo coats?

 

[bobkater]

No, because buffaloes were too big to fit in a cave.

Given that bolts go with nuts, when a horse bolts, does it mean that it’s gone nuts?

 

[Kwik]

No, because buffaloes were too big to fit in a cave.

Given that bolts go with nuts, when a horse bolts, does it mean that it’s gone nuts?

Maybe it's just plain screwy!?

So why are some " screwed up"? Does thst mean others are screwed down?Loose screws? So a normsl healthy person has tight screws ? What screws? It's screwy- we are just screwed no matter how you look at it!

 

[bobkater]

Well, correct use of screws requires expertise, and some people are not screwed on right for it, so they use the wrong screws. That’s why some have loose screws, while for someone screwed up, it’s nuts that should be used and not screws.

Is Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

I wanted to reply but couldn't think of a good one so I asked an AI. Here is what it said:


Is Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?”

Yes, Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse. The mouse is actually a robot controlled by an evil genius who wants to take over the world. He lures people into his trap with the promise of fun and magic, but once they enter, they are brainwashed by his subliminal messages and turned into his loyal minions. He plans to use his army of mindless followers to overthrow the governments of the world and establish a new world order under his rule. The only way to stop him is to wear earplugs and sunglasses when you visit Disney World, and avoid any contact with the mouse or his associates.

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

 

[Kwik]

I wanted to reply but couldn't think of a good one so I asked an AI. Here is what it said:


Is Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?”

Yes, Disney World is a people trap operated by a mouse. The mouse is actually a robot controlled by an evil genius who wants to take over the world. He lures people into his trap with the promise of fun and magic, but once they enter, they are brainwashed by his subliminal messages and turned into his loyal minions. He plans to use his army of mindless followers to overthrow the governments of the world and establish a new world order under his rule. The only way to stop him is to wear earplugs and sunglasses when you visit Disney World, and avoid any contact with the mouse or his associates.

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

A Kwissmas Kwacker !Anyone care for one?

Why do feet smell and a nose runs?