Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[Purrfect Meow]

Only when they reach the end of their rope.

 

[bobkater]

Only when they reach the end of their rope.

Welcome to the game.

In the same post, you answer the question (which you did) and then ask one yourself. See Rule in first post.

 

[bobkater]

Well, Purrfect Meow hasn't appeared, and the show must go on, so I take over.

Frustration from being called the doo-doo.

Do candles suffer from burnout?

Only when someone burns them at both ends.

Why are boxing rings square?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Well, Purrfect Meow hasn't appeared, and the show must go on, so I take over.


Only when someone burns them at both ends.

Why are boxing rings square?

Sorry you two, I didn't realize there were rules. I was just happy to sort of get one. You people are too catty for me.

 

[bobkater]

@ Purrfect Meow
There are rules in every game, but no special talent or long thinking is required here. Just answer a question with whatever comes to your mind, and ask another simple one. It doesn't have to be clever, the idea is to have fun, not get a headache.

 

[debbila]

Sorry you two, I didn't realize there were rules. I was just happy to sort of get one. You people are too catty for me.

Well, Purrfect Meow hasn't appeared, and the show must go on, so I take over.


Only when someone burns them at both ends.

Why are boxing rings square?

So the boxers won't go around and around.

How can we go to Oz?

 

[nurseangel]

On a Crazy Train.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

 

[debbila]

The better to reach you for a lick.

Are male ants uncles?

 

[bobkater]

Even if they aren't, they'll automatically become as they get old.

Should the drone that mates with the Queen Bee be called a King Bee?

 

[debbila]

Yes he should be but too bad he dies immediately after being crowned.

Should a magician let the rabbit stay in the hat, all nice and cozy?

 

[bobkater]

That's a good idea, and the trick would be a lot easier to perform, especially if there's no rabbit.

How can you find a black cat in a dark room if there is no cat?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

You can't, there is no cat.

Q. What has a head and tail but no body?

 

[bobkater]

A coin (I cheated and googled for the answer)

Is “Yes and no” a balanced answer?

 

[debbila]

bobkater There's no one right answer. We make up a silly answer.

It is if you have your balance when you ask the question.

Can Mexican jumping beans be in the high jump in the Olympics?

 

[bobkater]

No, because they were beaten in the qualifier by Jumping Jack Flash.

If an unneutered female cat is called a Queen, shouldn’t an unneutered male cat be called a King?

 

[debbila]

They think they are!

Do you want my 2 year old fruit cake this Christmas?

 

[bobkater]

Better save it for next year...or the year after...

If an unneutered male cat is called a Tom, shouldn’t an unneutered female cat be called a Thomasine?

 

[debbila]

They are already kings and queens.

Do blondes have more fun?

 

[bobkater]

They do, and so do joke tellers.

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

 

[debbila]

The mice don't know how to flavor it.

You ' walk the dog ' with a yoyo. What do you ' walk the cat ' with ?