Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[Purrfect Meow]

Guys, you have to answer the previous question before submitting yours. Silence may often be a wise answer, but doesn’t count as a silly one here.

Black and blue are banal colors, not adequately depicting the dramatic “impact” of getting a bruise. Now, purple, crimson etc are much more “striking”.

As a practical and realistic art critic, a cat would prefer to first acquire the real-life experience of tasting a real mouse, and then depict it from memory – and in expectation of another one. And all this under the artistically inspiring influence of constant purring.


Bobkater, you did a fine job of answering two questions but forgot to pose a new one. We await your silly question.

 

[jacksonbarnes]

meeoww

 

[bobkater]

Oops, I should read my own instructions!

So, here's my silly seasonal submission:

Is Santa’s primary language north Polish?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's primary language is North Pole-ish.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did he pick?

 

[bobkater]

Peter Piper probably picked plenty pink pickled peppers.

Does going down the chimney soot Santa?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Ever seen the Teflon trade mark (its red and white). Nothing sticks to Santa!

If a cat has a long tail does that mean he is good a telling tales?

 

[bobkater]

No, it means he is a good tailor when it comes to shredding cloths and things.

When you cross a snowman with a vampire, do you get frostbite?

 

[Kwik]

No, it means he is a good tailor when it comes to shredding cloths and things.

When you cross a snowman with a vampire, do you get frostbite?

Yes- there's the punchline!!! You get frostbite

So if Santa lived in the South Pole part time would he be Bi- polar?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Yes Kwik Santa would be Bi-Polar!

If the North Pole is where Santa's workshop resides and as Denmark, Norway, Canada, Russia and the United States claim the North Pole as there own; do the items made in the workshop say made in Denmark, Norway, Canada, Russia and the United States?

 

[Kwik]

Yes Kwik Santa would be Bi-Polar!

If the North Pole is where Santa's workshop resides and as Denmark, Norway, Canada, Russia and the United States claim the North Pole as there own; do the items made in the workshop say made in Denmark, Norway, Canada, Russia and the United States?

Nope ,even Santa is cutting costs and buying from China !

When a snowman freaks out he has a meltdown!

What do you call an old snowman?

 

[Gunther4ever]

you call an old snowman weather beaten
When does the itsy bitsy spider get tired of climbing the water spout?

 

[bobkater]

When it can no longer stand hearing the same darn song every time.

Are Christmas Trees good at knitting because they have so many needles?

 

[Gunther4ever]

No Christmas trees are not good at knitting they seem to drop the needles too often.
If it's called kitty litter why shouldn't cats drop it everywhere?

 

[Kwik]

you call an old snowman weather beaten
When does the itsy bitsy spider get tired of climbing the water spout?

You call an old snowman " water"

 

[bobkater]

(I like your China, meltdown and water answers, Kwik)

If it's called kitty litter why shouldn't cats drop it everywhere?

No, only illiterate animals drop their litter everywhere. Cats are well-educated and don't.

Now, a cat on the beach has sandy claws. How come children don't confuse him with Santa Claus?

 

[Kwik]

(I like your China, meltdown and water answers, Kwik)

No, only illiterate animals drop their litter everywhere. Cats are well-educated and don't.

Now, a cat on the beach has sandy claws. How come children don't confuse him with Santa Claus?

Because the cats purposely say Meow and not Ho Ho Ho do the children don't get confused- they are very considerate ,especially at Christmas time

 

[bobkater]

Yes...I hadn't thought of that.
My answer would have been, because in the case of Santa it's Rudolf's nose that shines in the dark, whereas with the cat it's his own eyes. So they are distinguishable, at least in the dark.

 

[Kwik]

Yes...I hadn't thought of that.
My answer would have been, because in the case of Santa it's Rudolf's nose that shines in the dark, whereas with the cat it's his own eyes. So they are distinguishable, at least in the dark.

Very true- that is also correct!

 

[Kwik]

And btw

 

[bobkater]

This is my work used elsewhere as festive signature in years past, time to revive it.