Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[Kwik]

This is my work used elsewhere as festive signature in years past, time to revive it.

Love it- you're so talented

 

[Purrfect Meow]

I will carry on.

If children learn their alphabet what do Elves learn?

 

[Kwik]

I will carry on.

If children learn their alphabet what do Elves learn?

Don't know BUT
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

[bobkater]

I will carry on.

If children learn their alphabet what do Elves learn?

Elves themselves delve in the elfabet...I bet.

Would a broken guitar be a good Christmas present for someone who hates music?

 

[Gunther4ever]

Yes just might help them justify their dislike.
If a sign says One Way whose way is it?

 

[bobkater]

From long experience, it's always against me.

If a cookie doesn't break in half, does it mean it's made of wholemeal?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

From long experience, it's always against me.

Life is never fair or easy, but I can tell you live life everyday. After all you . Best of the season to you and yours and may the new year bring you good health and happiness.

 

[Purrfect Meow]

If a cookie doesn't break in half, does it mean it's made of wholemeal?
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No, it means it was a whole meal. Yum! Yum!

If Santa has Claus, does that mean he's a cat?

 

[bobkater]

No, Kwik and me mentioned above two distinguishing differences, otherwise they're highly confusable. Indeed, I'll mention another confusing similarity. Like Santa, a cat also brings gifts, as in the phrase "Look what the cat has just dragged in!".

Would a fan with all blades broken be suitable for use in Winter?

 

[Kwik]

No, Kwik and me mentioned above two distinguishing differences, otherwise they're highly confusable. Indeed, I'll mention another confusing similarity. Like Santa, a cat also brings gifts, as in the phrase "Look what the cat has just dragged in!".

Would a fan with all blades broken be suitable for use in Winter?

Oh yes- I think he'd be FANtastic!!!! Winter Wonderfan!

Whats faster ,hot or cold?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Kwik beat me to the answer.

What's faster hot or cold?

Hot on a cold day and cold on a hot day.

Is a man shoveling snow a Snowman?

 

[bobkater]

This is an unambiguous Snowman

Should a snowman you make only have ice for you?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Only if he is made of ice.


If I pull a blanket over your head have I pulled the wool over your eyes?

 

[bobkater]

Not if it's made of cotton. And if it's woolen, you'd be welcome, because I could do with an extra blanket in this Winter.

Do people set up a Christmas Tree to spruce the room up?

 

[Kwik]

Not if it's made of cotton. And if it's woolen, you'd be welcome, because I could do with an extra blanket in this Winter.

Do people set up a Christmas Tree to spruce the room up?

Hmmm,unless they are " pining" away in a mood

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Hmmm,unless they are " pining" away in a mood

Oh, you're to Kwik for me. I was trying to set this up for bobkater . He already answered this one himself in another area as shown below:


Need I say more. Don't forget your question Kwik.

 

[Kwik]

Oh, you're to Kwik for me. I was trying to set this up for bobkater . He already answered this one himself in another area as shown below:
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Need I say more. Don't forget your question Kwik.

Thanks for reminding me,I did forget!

So which Marvel character do Snowmen not like?

 

[bobkater]

Thaw would be the most avoidable.

If a snowgirl gives a snowman the cold shoulder, does it mean that she likes him?

 

[Kwik]

Thaw would be the most avoidable.

If a snowgirl gives a snowman the cold shoulder, does it mean that she likes him?

That's right! Thaw gets " the cold shoulder"

Well,the snowman better just chill because the snowwoman might blow him off and freeze him out because she's a real ice queen

What happened when an icicle fell on the little girls head?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Do to climate change it melted as it dropped and fell as gentle rain.

If Rudolf has a red nose is he under the influence?