,” Cat Honored After Eating Intruder To Save Mother and Innocent Kitties” Immediately after that there would be an ad sponsered by Alka Seltzer.
I thought I quoted the poison ivy thing as well...VERY slick! I will remember that for the future. I AM allergic to it, but there are always gloves! And should someone get in, you can always tell the police, "Look for the guy covered in poison ivy rash!"
Thanks Jcatbird. I'm a little worried about this one, because of how big his belly was. Send positive vibes that he will be OK.