Corrupt a Wish

[Alicia88]

It is, but it always gives you food poisoning.


I wish laundry was self folding.

 

[BellaGooch]

Furballsmom now everybody's cars who drives down your street are only able to go extremely, unbearably slow.
Alicia88 It is! However, it folds super messily and you either end up having to re-fold everything, or you end up with a bunch of wrinkles in your clothes.

I wish I had a pet snake (non-venomous lol)

 

[Furballsmom]

LOL

You do but it is such a large snake it won't fit inside your house.

I wish all my marimo balls did the rise/sink/rise thing instead of just one of them

 

[Furballsmom]

Looks like I'd better take care of this one...

The marimo float right on up to the top of the water, but there's not enough room for all of them in the diameter of the vase and they smush themselves

I wish I didn't have to vacuum

 

[Alicia88]

You don't but you have to wade through every growing mounds of cat hair.


I wish Aedan was potty trained.

 

[Boris Diamond]

Aeden is potty trained, but he gets confused about what a potty is and you find little "gifts" in the most unexpected places.

I wish there were more restaurants near my house.

 

[Furballsmom]

There are loads of them, but then you overeat and get an upset tummy

I wish I could drink eggnog all year long

 

[kissthisangel]

you can. there's no penalty because you kept the thread going. I wish my cats wouldn't ruin my blinds!!!!

 

[Furballsmom]

lol, I like that

They stop with the blinds, but start meowing in complaint about it

I wish wood furniture didn't shrink, thus causing loose legs that need to be repaired

 

[BellaGooch]

Wood furniture no longer shrinks- It expands and doesn't stop expanding!

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much as I do

 

[Furballsmom]

You don't procrastinate ever again, but you turn into a whirlwind and finish everything too soon

I wish chocolate didn't make me gain weight

 

[BellaGooch]

You don't procrastinate ever again, but you turn into a whirlwind and finish everything too soon

I wish chocolate didn't make me gain weight

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ooh, that's a hard one to corrupt!
It doesn't, but every other food does (even veggies)!

I wish I was neater.

 

[Furballsmom]

You become super neat with everything in its place, and then can't ever find anything

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow

 

[debbila]

You don't have to shovel snow because you now live in the Arizona desert. There's no snow but summers are scorchers.

I wish people would only use their cell phones where it doesn't disturb others.

 

[Talien]

It's now punishable by death to use cell phones anywhere but a morgue.

I wish people who smoke outside of hospitals would spontaneously combust.

 

[BellaGooch]

They do- And so does the entire hospital and everyone in it!

I wish I didn't have writer's block!

 

[BellaGooch]

Alright, I guess I'll do this one then
I don't, but now I can't stop writing!

I wish I was smarter.

 

[Talien]

You get smarter, but now you can only speak in pig latin.

I wish anyone who refers to themselves as "threepac goatsmuggla" in a serious manner would spontaneously combust.

 

[Furballsmom]

They do, with an extra bang for effect but the noise disturbs everyone around them.

Speaking of loud noise, I wish leaf blowers were banned from use

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

They are banned from use, but now there are just blowers, which make louder noise.