Corrupt a Wish

[BellaGooch]

He does... But he takes Mia6 with him!!!!

I wish I could go see Phantom of the Opera on Broadway.

 

[Furballsmom]

You will, but it will be storming and thundering so loud you won't be able to hear them

I wish I could have a horse in the backyard

 

[BellaGooch]

You got your wish! Except the horse is super mean and never lets you come near him!

I wish I could cut my hair and have it grow at my will.

 

[Furballsmom]

you'll be able to do this, but the first cut will have to be a Number Three buzz

I wish I could fly

 

[BellaGooch]

You can fly, but it is very hard, so you end up doing more crashing than flying.

I wish I was a better artist.

 

[Alicia88]

You're an amazing artist, but the quirks completely runs out of canvas.


I wish I had an endless supply of sweet tea.

 

[Talien]

Unfortunately whoever was supplying it can't spell and you end up with a lifetime supply of sweat tea.

I wish beavis and butthead would spontaneously combust.

 

[Furballsmom]

This is a hoot of a thread

They will but they'll splatter all over everything and make a mess

I wish that I knew how to make sourdough

 

[BellaGooch]

You do know how to!!! Unfortunately, it takes hours to make and your cat decides to eat it all before you have a chance, so you don't get to enjoy the fruits of your labor...

I wish my cats got along a little bit better.

 

[Furballsmom]

They do, but then they zoom around the house together constantly and you have to build a racetrack for them just below the ceiling in every room

I wish I had a brand new Mazarati Ghibli

 

[Boris Diamond]

You do, but you can't install a muffler and get repeated tickets for noise violations.

I wish they would finally announce who won the US presidency.

 

[Mia6]

They do but a write in won, Kim Jong-Un

I wish I could live on Nantucket Island year-round in a little cottage

 

[Talien]

You get a cottage, but before you can move in a hurricane rolls through and wrecks it.

That reminds me, I wish Kim Jong Un would spontaneously combust.

 

[Mia6]

He does but because of your wish, you have to live in North Korea for your entire life.

I wish I could have an amazing dinner in a 5* French restaurant.

 

[Alicia88]

You can, but then you have to wash dishes for a month to pay for it.


I wish I had more energy.

 

[BellaGooch]

You now have too much energy- You can't stop moving and thinking all day/night!

I wish I was taller.

 

[Talien]

You are now the star of a real life version of "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman"

I wish people who throw cigarette butts out of their car windows would spontaneously combust.

 

[Furballsmom]

They do, but then you have to drive through their flames

I wish helicopters were not loud

 

[kissthisangel]

Helicopters are now very quiet, because of this you frequently miss your commute chopper and get fired.

I wish Takeaway was free

 

[Furballsmom]

It is, and you overeat and get a upset tummy

I wish that people didn't speed down my street