Corrupt a Wish

[Boris Diamond]

He is a scientist, but he invents the Q-bomb and holds the world hostage so he can rule the planet, requiring all students to learn science only, eliminating the arts.

I wish Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Duane Allman and Stevie Ray Vaughn were still around.

 

[Talien]

They're still around, but as brain eating Zombies. The Zompocalpyse is all your fault.

I wish Zombies would spontaneously combust.

 

[Alicia88]

They do, but they make a huge, smelly mess.


I wish we had better presidential candidates.

 

[BellaGooch]

I wish we had better presidential candidates.

This is a hard one to corrupt, lol!
...We do, but in return, covid lasts for another 5 years.

I wish I had musical talent.

 

[Alicia88]

You do, but you can only play the accordion, which is in low demand.

 

[debbila]

Alicia88 We need your wish.

 

[Alicia88]

Oops lol. I wish fleas went extinct.

 

[BellaGooch]

They do, but they're replaced with 5 times the amount of spiders, mosquitoes, and ticks!

I wish that I could talk to my cats.

 

[Alicia88]

You can, but they only tell you long winded boring tales of killing mice.
I wish teething didn't cause pain.

 

[Talien]

Teething doesn't hurt anymore, but whenever someone loses a tooth it's accompanied by a disembodied "ch-ch BOOM!" sound and it flies out of their mouth like a bullet.

I wish facebook and twitter would spontaneously combust.

 

[Tik cat's mum]

They did but took the rest of the Internet with them. The world can't communicate and no more catsite I wish there was no more wars.

 

[Alicia88]

Granted but now arguments are solved by which country's cats make the coolest shapes poops in their litter boxes.

I wish I had a personal chef.

 

[BellaGooch]

You have a personal chef, congrats! Except for the food they make is always expired...

I wish I had some chocolate lava cake right now.

 

[Talien]

The cake is real lava with chocolate flavoring.

I wish people who intentionally fart in crowded elevators would spontaneously combust.

 

[kissthisangel]

They do spontaneously combust, but the clothes you're wearing are permanently contaminated with the smell of their fart. I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. Or ever actually.

 

[BellaGooch]

you don't, but you also don't get paid...

I wish I ate healthier

 

[kissthisangel]

you don't, but you also don't get paid...

I wish I ate healthier

i'll take that

 

[BellaGooch]

i'll take that

You don't get paid, and you lose your house and live on the street?

 

[Mia6]

I wish I could go back in time, meet Gregory Peck and marry him

 

[Talien]

You successfully go back in time and marry him, but it turns out he secretly hates Cats and never lets any in the house.

....Wow, what a jerk. I wish Gregory Peck would spontaneously combust so that doesn't happen.