Corrupt a Wish

[BellaGooch]

You do, but now you can't stop sneezing at all!

I wish it was summer already.

 

[golondrina]

You are in Summer but you have put so much weight on during the winter season that none of your clothes fit you now.

I wish my cat Sombra would stop licking the leaves of my plants after I have watered them.

 

[debbila]

She doesn't lick them anymore, but now she chews on them.

I wish it was safe to visit my friends out of state.

 

[nollamadrama]

It's now safe to visit your friends out of state... but you'll have to visit with them in front of a corrections officer because they're all in prison.

I wish that I could be 21 again.

 

[Talien]

You're 21 again. Unfortunately you're living your own personal groundhog day, and every day is your 21st birthday.

I wish new years wasn't such a pointless holiday.

 

[MiloTheBlackCat]

New Years is now the most important holiday and people talk about it all year, never taking down their New Years decor....

I wish I had some boba tea right now..

 

[strider rose]

you finally get your boba tea but you accidently spill it all over your tshirt

i wish that i could go to foreign countries

 

[Mia6]

you plan your trip but the pilots are on strike


i win 5,000,000 from the lottery

 

[bobkater]

But you pay 6,000,000 in taxes.
I wish I could understand and speak cat language.

 

[Furballsmom]

And then you can, but you truly don't want to hear the cussing about the shots s/he just received in the bum at the veterinarian's!

I wish I never had to dust my house

 

[bobkater]

Don't dust, just keep the fan on, so that the dust doesn't settle down on the furniture.

I wish my favorite first cat was born again.

 

[Mia6]

he is but he farts nonstop

i wish i had a new pair of boots

 

[bobkater]

boots should only be worn by puss in fable

I wish everybody was a feline worshiper