Good news! I wasn't really being scratched by squirrels! I just was dreaming I was! Turns out, I was dreaming the other night squirrels were scratching my legs, all the while I'm trying to force the words out in my sleep P-l-e-a-s-e..... H-He-l-p ...M -e-e-e......... I gratefully awoke to realize Speedy was stretching and her claws were lightly rubbing my legs, that is why I must have been having the dream. Well, when I realized what was happening, I had a nice chuckle while drifting back to sleep.