Refer to your cat as your roommate...

[Tobermory]

That same roommate also watches me when I'm using the bathroom.

One of my roommates waits for me to get into the shower, and then she props herself up against the shower door so I have trouble getting out when I’m done.

 

[Tik cat's mum]

I have one roommate that runs around the house screaming like he's possessed. The other roommate won't sleep unless I let him suckle on my shoulder.

 

[neely]

My roommate sheds all over my clothes and doesn't clean it off.

 

[Norachan]

My room mates invite the local chapter of The Hell's Angels over to use our living room for voodoo sacrifices while I sleep.

I don't know how else to explain the mud, hair and feathers that greeted me this morning.

 

[Tobermory]

The first roommate I ever had would sit on the bed next to me in the morning and gently reach out and touch my eyelid to get me to wake up.

All of my roommates over the years have wanted to cuddle with me...but not in a creepy way.

 

[MoochNNoodles]

My roomate demands to stand on my stomach while I recline on the couch.

 

[Jcatbird]

I have multiple room mates. One pulls my hair when I sit on the couch, one hides food under the sofa, one likes to dress up for all his girlfriends, one likes to take the clothes off the hangers in my closet and roll around in them, one likes to walk on my face at night, one thinks I should pierce my nose as a fashion statement and one is always using my phone to take selfies!! I know they all own everything so, what can I do?

 

[Maria Bayote]

Well, my favorite female roommate swats hard on my face every 3am to alert me of her starvation.

The 2nd male roommate does not care, and would not give a darn even if the house is on fire.

The 3rd roommate has made me accumulate receipts for repair of broken appliances and purchase of new ones. Plus, she has got the most complaints in anything she can set her mind to.

4th Roommate has a bottomless stomach. Always hungry.

 

[klunick]

My roommate poops in my room.

I am getting a lot of reactions so I just want to clarify that I have litter boxes in my room. My cats don't just randomly use my floor as a toilet.

 

[Mr. Meow]

Just got done shaving and one of my roommates just stole some of my hair. Maybe revenge for picking up his?

 

[Kieka]

My roommate stares at me until I make her bed and fill her nighttime water glass (not bowl, glass).

 

[Furtopia]

So.. about that rent you guys haven't paid the past 2 years..

 

[rubysmama]

My roommate likes to race me down the basement stairs.

 

[artiemom]

My male roommate is getting, at his old age, into puberty!!!!
Yup! He has discovered his “primal” instincts!!! Ugh

I have to get rid of this One fleece blanket. Ugh.

I ham living with a 5 year old Puberty, monster!!!

 

[bbdoll22]

In the wee hours of this morning my roommate woke me up with thumping as he got stuck in the hood of the covered litter box and was dragging it down the hallway.

 

[Jcatbird]

In the wee hours of this morning my roommate woke me up with thumping as he got stuck in the hood of the covered litter box and was dragging it down the hallway.

Ummm. Was he stuck or just pretending to be a turtle?

 

[bbdoll22]

Jcatbird i never thought of that. I think he was!
I also think my roommate needs to go on a diet.

 

[Lara13]

My roommate follows me everywhere until I give her something to eat.

 

[icanhascat]

One of my roommates follows me into the bathroom. The other one bites my leg for attention

 

[valentine445]

my roomate crawls into bed with me and my gf