I have 4 room mates (so it's more of a dormitory than a room) and they are all DREADFUL!
One grabs my fork when I try to eat even though she herself has already eaten.
When I need to work, one climbs up behind me and slowly pushes me off the office chair, until she's got it to herself. Another one drives me mad by sitting in the middle of the floor and pulling out her hair. The fourth one is the absolute limit - she slips into the bathroom behind me so I can't even go there to get away from them.
Perhaps I should move out!
One of my roommates wakes me up in the middle of the night to let me know that she’s peed. Another roommate likes to press her nose multiple times on the window, leaving spots all over it. The third roommate stays up late talking to herself...loudly.
One roommate licks my face while I'm sleeping. That same roommate also watches me when I'm using the bathroom. Another roommate only speaks to me when she wants food. The other roommate signals to the neighbors that I won't let him outside.