Help! My Boyfriend Gets Toast On My Cat!

[KarenKat]

Hmmm ... perhaps . Less crumbs but more quirky TV shows and a cool accent.

 

[Draco]

mm.. toasty cat...

 

[foxxycat]

mm.. toasty cat...

Toasty purring sweet girl!!

 

[surya]

My cat Chuchi likes goldfish crackers. I know they aren't good for him. I just give him a couple. I have to, he stands there staring at me until I give in.

 

[Candybee]

Why not just butter the cat?!

 

[Kimbers36]

important question, was the toast buttered?

 

[1 bruce 1]

It's like you can actually see his heart melt

It melts so he has a good toast topper

 

[1 bruce 1]

Why not just butter the cat?!

This thread is hysterical!

 

[KarenKat]

My cat Chuchi likes goldfish crackers. I know they aren't good for him. I just give him a couple. I have to, he stands there staring at me until I give in.

Well, when they give you the goldfish cracker eyes it's impossible to say no.

important question, was the toast buttered?

And I believe it was peanut butter toast, so in a sense yes? I'd hate to see what happens if PB gets on kitty ... I don't think it pairs well with Olives.

 

[cassiopea]

I highly recommend a boyfriend cone to assist you in your training of the male sex:

It should help with crumb spillage by keeping said crumbs in cone and not on kitty

 

[KarenKat]

cassiopea Yes! Thank you, what a great idea. A Crumb Management Cone!

 

[1CatOverTheLine]

I highly recommend a boyfriend cone to assist you in your training of the male sex:

It should help with crumb spillage by keeping said crumbs in cone and not on kitty

cassiopea - No offence, but this is a very old-fashioned and low-tech solution.

 

[KarenKat]

Wow, what a deal!

 

[1 bruce 1]

cassiopea - No offence, but this is a very old-fashioned and low-tech solution.

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It's like a reverse foam dome!!! A crumb dome!

 

[mazie]

You guys are CRAZY. I think I am going to just move on and find a different, maybe a little more intellectual thread to read. Very funny though, ladies, I have to admit.

 

[Candybee]

You could also teach the cat to paw smack him when he tries to eat toast!

Cats can be very effective that way!

 

[Candybee]

Or cough up a hairball in his lap when he eats toast. That should work!

 

[Mamanyt1953]

SIGH...I really wish you luck. I, also, have had my share of crummy boyfriends .

 

[1 bruce 1]

Maybe the boyfriend doesn't need to be rehomed, perhaps a 12 step toast program would be best.
Or if he can substitute his behavior for another, that might work too.
Here, Mr. Toast Man, have a pop tart!...ooops, wait, bad idea.

KarenKat , if your boyfriend is reading and laughing he's a good sport!

 

[KarenKat]

Wooow! Maybe I just need a PoptartCat! Love it! Feline breakfast pastry. Most impurrtant meal of the day.

And yes, even though he avoids all social media he has been following along. Hi BF!!