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Just got a text from BF: "I am reading and laughing at the cat post" 
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Help! My Boyfriend Gets Toast On My Cat!
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HAHA!!! Well, the entire thread is just hilarious. When someone sagely pointed out that he could simply butter the cat I almost threw myself into a coughing fit xDJust got a text from BF: "I am reading and laughing at the cat post"
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Well, this site has so much great advice on such a variety of topics. Including toast crumbs and butter. 
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This is setting off some "oh dear God, why" bells, LOL!!! Totally forgot about this guy and how weird the whole thing was!
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Nyannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Wow - The Marvelettes - 1961! Oh, I loved that song!
"Here, Mister Toast Man, look and see,
You're leavin' crumbs on my kitty!
Put down my cat, you'll make me feel better,
Now you'll have crumbs all over your sweater."
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I'm here as an un official spokesperson for TCS that says that her sweet face deserves ALL the toast crumbs as well as all the gold fish crackers.Well, when they give you the goldfish cracker eyes it's impossible to say no.
And I believe it was peanut butter toast, so in a sense yes? I'd hate to see what happens if PB gets on kitty ... I don't think it pairs well with Olives.
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Oh man, that's great.
I'm impressed with all the ad hoc songs!- Thread Starter Thread Starter
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It's true. How can I truly deny her any crumbs!? I need to go rethink breakfast
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Waiter?!....there's a poptartcat in my soup!
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Of course, madame, it stalked and pounced at the fly that was in there.
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Oh, I can ad lib ad hoc ad abundantiam, but mostly they sink ad fundum.Oh man, that's great.
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HI KARENKAT'S BF!!!
In some other thread I posted that cats rock, here it's you all rock. 
Oh, this is a lovely and much-needed change of pace from some of the dreadfully serious things we deal with here! It's the threads like this that keep my batteries charged and on Full!
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Mamanyt1953
- We're the same age, and my batteries could really use a charge. I just heard the doorbell ring once, and hustled downstairs, thinking that it might be
KarenKat
's boyfriend, but it was just FedEx. Then it hit me - The Toastman Always Rings Twice..
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This thread is hilarious!!! My husband calls the light tan spots on our tortie her "peanut butter spots." He says, "come here, Lucy, let me wipe that peanut butter off your chin." I thought he was just looking for an excuse to scratch her chin, at first. Now, I know it's just a cover-up for cleaning away the evidence of his poor eating habits! Hopefully those crumb-catchers are still in stock!
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I just heard the doorbell once, and hustled downstairs, thinking that it might be
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With abject apologies to Hoagy Carmichael and Ray Charles.
Toast crumbs, toast crumbs;
The whole day through;
That boyfriend of mine,
Gets crumbs all over you.
Toast crumbs, but no toast,
No toast I find;
Just some old sweet jam,
In the fur on your behind.
Other arms reach out to me,
A boy with a wheat allergy,
Still in restless dreams I see
Toast crumbs all over you.
Toast crumbs, toast crumbs,
The whole day through,
That boyfriend of mine,
Gets crumbs all over you.
With abject apologies to Hoagy Carmichael and Ray Charles.
Toast crumbs, toast crumbs;
The whole day through;
That boyfriend of mine,
Gets crumbs all over you.
Toast crumbs, but no toast,
No toast I find;
Just some old sweet jam,
In the fur on your behind.
Other arms reach out to me,
A boy with a wheat allergy,
Still in restless dreams I see
Toast crumbs all over you.
Toast crumbs, toast crumbs,
The whole day through,
That boyfriend of mine,
Gets crumbs all over you.
