Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[Purrfect Meow]

Actually the answer is " normal " people usually only have half their fingers on one hand !hahaha

Don't go there with " smart" phones- you've got me speechless ......they are stupid phones

Ah, I get your solution. Yes, what is a smart phone? Its a complicated tool that is very difficult to master as it is always changing every time it gets updated. Same with all smart devices. I got in a friends car yesterday and had to call him to find out how to start it. My cars are old and don't have keyfobs that you press a button to reveal the key to start the car, to say nothing of how you turn off the radio.

Don't forget to leave a silly question.

 

[Stormy accepts you]

Why are we all mad in wonderland?

 

[Kwik]

Ah, I get your solution. Yes, what is a smart phone? Its a complicated tool that is very difficult to master as it is always changing every time it gets updated. Same with all smart devices. I got in a friends car yesterday and had to call him to find out how to start it. My cars are old and don't have keyfobs that you press a button to reveal the key to start the car, to say nothing of how you turn off the radio.

Don't forget to leave a silly question.

What has a thumb and 4 fingers but it not alive?

What is a hem and a haw? If I'm hemming and hawing what exactly am I doing?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

OK so many questions, so few answers. But lets try to get some.

Stormy accepts you asked "Why are we all mad in wonderland?"
Well I have always thought there was more in that tea than just tea...Just look at the Cheshire cats smile.

Kwik asked "What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?"

For me the answer is a glove.

Kwik asked "What is a hem and a haw. If I am hemming and hawing what am I doing?"

If one is hemming and hawing, one is trying to find the right thing to say.....Some would say lying, I would like to think we are trying to find perspective no matter how colorful that may be.

If I ask a silly question am I a silly questioner?

 

[Stormy accepts you]

Aren’t we all?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Let me see now, first it was the chicken and then the egg. No wait, I think it was the egg and then chicken.......

If I say I am getting the boot, what kind of boots am I getting?

 

[Stormy accepts you]

I’m a sucker for cowgirl

If the cat is in the hat, what’s the human wearing?

 

[debbila]

The human is wearing a coonskin cap.

How much is the ticket to paradise?

 

[Kwik]

I'd say its priceless debbila
But if something is priceless doesn't that mean it's free?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Only in your dreams!

Speaking of dreams, what does it mean to dream BIG?

 

[Stormy accepts you]

It means to dream with your heart.
If the fox is in socks, does he have shoes?

 

[Dewey]

It means to dream with your heart.
If the fox is in socks, does he have shoes?

Yes him and the rock where their crocs with their socks

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Dewey Don't forget to leave a silly question and welcome to the game.

 

[debbila]

Are somersaults only supposed to be done in summer?

 

[Stormy accepts you]

Of course
Why is dognapping stealing if catnapping is sleeping?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Dogs guard and cats nap. So dognapping takes on a serious tone of the theft of a dog, whereas cats blissfully sleep (nap) in delightful positions that make us smile, thus catnapping.

If being out in the sun is bad for the skin, why is a suntan considered good but a sunburn considered bad?

 

[Dewey]

Are somersaults only supposed to be done in summer?

Yes, Otherwise you should do Wintersalts, Fallsalts, Springsalts.

 

[debbila]

Dewey We need your silly question.