For Five Million Us Dollars, No Taxes Taken Out, Would You?

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Definitely yes, I like winter. Can I bring my cat, Carleton?

For 5 mil. would you live and sleep on the same park bench by a marsh with alligators for one year regardless of the inclement weather with no money, electronic devices, and only the clothes on your back?
I would get it a try..may not make it.

For 5 mil would you go to Washington DC, stand in front of the White House naked with a sign
that says, 'Donald, please dump Melania and marry me.' Your legal fees if any would not be taken
out of the 5 mil.
 

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I would get it a try..may not make it.

For 5 mil would you go to Washington DC, stand in front of the White House naked with a sign
that says, 'Donald, please dump Melania and marry me.' Your legal fees if any would not be taken
out of the 5 mil.
Ha, ha, no! No amount of money could make me do that.

For 5 mil, would you dress up like a sheep and eat grass off of the White House lawn? Staying there for the whole day (or until security kicks you off)?
 

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No way, she can keep him. :flail:

For 5 mil would you be on the tv show Man vs Food and eat 20 lbs of pancakes loaded with butter, syrup, fish eggs, fried grasshopper legs and silkworm pupae in 60 minutes?
 

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For 5 mil, would you dress up like a sheep and eat grass off of the White House lawn? Staying there for the whole day (or until security kicks you off)?
Yes, I think I would as long as the grass wasn't treated with pesticides.

For 5 mil would you be on the tv show Man vs Food and eat 20 lbs of pancakes loaded with butter, syrup, fish eggs, fried grasshopper legs and silkworm pupae in 60 minutes?[/QUOTE]
 
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I would attempt it. 20lbs??? ha!!! I adore pancakes but I don't think it's possible.:dunno:



For 5 mil would you, after being invited to a White House State Dinner in honor
of France, (State dinners being about the fanciest affairs that are given, and you
are seated next to the wife of the French Prez, pick your nose and I mean really
have your finger up there? There would be many photographers there.
 

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I would attempt it. 20lbs??? ha!!! I adore pancakes but I don't think it's possible.:dunno:



For 5 mil would you, after being invited to a White House State Dinner in honor
of France, (State dinners being about the fanciest affairs that are given, and you
are seated next to the wife of the French Prez, pick your nose and I mean really
have your finger up there? There would be many photographers there.
No- besides the nose picking, a state dinner sounds incredibly dull.

For 5 mil, would you wear an outfit made of only toilet paper for a whole day? You'd have to walk around the city, so you couldn't just hide in your home.
 
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Oh yes, that sounds fun.

For 5 mil would you star in a adult flick? It would be something shown on Cinemax, not hard core stuff.
 

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LOL! Yes, as long as I could be the cleaning lady who walks in one the lovers, not one of the people doing the actual....um....acting.

For 5 million would you take up Morris Dancing? You'd have to wear the funny costume with the bells on your leg and all that.
 
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LOL! Yes, as long as I could be the cleaning lady who walks in one the lovers, not one of the people doing the actual....um....acting.

Yes, you can be the cleaning lady.

For 5 million would you take up Morris Dancing? You'd have to wear the funny costume with the bells on your leg and all that.
I had to look that up but yes, it sounds really fun. :banana1::banana2::dance:

For 5 mil would you pretend you knew how to play the piano really well, accept an invitation by Queen Elizabeth to perform at the palace, and then play chopsticks?
 
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I'll answer this to keep a flow.

For 5 mil would you pretend you knew how to play the piano really well, accept an invitation by Queen Elizabeth to perform at the palace, and then play chopsticks?


Yes, I would, no matter how embarrassing it would be.

For 5 mil, would you go alone to the scariest Haunted House they have around Halloween, the ones
where you have to sign a disclaimer?
 

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No, I'd probably have a heart attack.

For 5 mil dollars would you stand up during the middle of the musical play, Phantom of the Opera, and sing along?
 

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No to that one, I'm probably about the worst singer in the world.

For 5 mil, would you play soccer professionally, but on a team that loses every single game?
 

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Yes, because although I like the game my soccer skills are probably not that good.

For 5 mil, would you clean a tiger's cage with the tiger inside? (no special protective clothing allowed)
 

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Yes, because although I like the game my soccer skills are probably not that good.

For 5 mil, would you clean a tiger's cage with the tiger inside? (no special protective clothing allowed)
Good lord, no! I'd be eaten for sure. And I wouldn't want the poor tiger to get the blame for that.

For $5 million would you go outside in a heavy rain storm, strip off and take a shower? Your choice of soaps, shampoos and conditioners allowed but all the neighbours would be able to see you.
 
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Yes, I would do it. Poor neighbors, :flail:

For 5 mil would you somehow get hired by the CIA to be a spy and be placed
in a dangerous country such as North Korea, for one year? You would be given
a phone with a special number to call if you felt you were in danger and you
would be removed.
 

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No, 5 mil is not enough for that.

For 5 mil, would you live in a 4x4' cell in complete and utter darkness for a month, if provided food and water?
 

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No, I'd go crazy within a day.

For 5 million, would you, as an audience member, jump on stage in the middle of a big concert and do the chicken dance?
 

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Yes, I could really use that 5 mil dollars and the chicken dance is fun. :D

For 5 mil, would you run stark naked through the halls of a public high school and teacher's lounge?
 
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Yes I would do that but it would be very difficult. I would also do the chicken dance during the concert. :banana1:

For 5 mil would you rush on stage and push aside the real winner of the best actor/best actress Oscar
and start a thank you speech?
 
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