For Five Million Us Dollars, No Taxes Taken Out, Would You?

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No, I like talking too much for that.

For 5 mil, would you sleep overnight wearing shorts and a t-shirt in a mosquito-infested swamp without a tent or insect repellent of any kind?
 

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No, no, NO! Makes me itch to think about it.

For 5 million dollars would you eat only the foods you hate for a month?
 
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Yep, for that kind of cash, I surely would.

For 5 mil would you let your cats stay somewhere else for a month?
(They would be in excellent hands.)
 

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I would if I could go to see them once in a while.

For 5 million dollars would you go out with a member of the opposite sex whose personality you couldn't stand, for a month?
 

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No, I couldn't be dishonest and pretend I like someone when I don't.

For 5 mil, would you chew bubblegum (for 10 minutes in your mouth) that you scraped off of the bottom of a stranger's shoe?
 
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Yep. Another stellar question, abyeb. :flail:

For 5 mil, would you spend a month alone in a house that had "paranormal activity"
going on. You would have food and provisions, a Ouija board, and a phone that you
could only use if you wanted to back out of the deal. You would be in a remote
location.
 

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Yep. Another stellar question, abyeb. :flail:

For 5 mil, would you spend a month alone in a house that had "paranormal activity"
going on. You would have food and provisions, a Ouija board, and a phone that you
could only use if you wanted to back out of the deal. You would be in a remote
location.
That sounds a lot like my house! I don't have a Ouija board and I suspect the paranormal activity is caused by the cats, but apart from that...

For $5 million would you come and stay with me in my little cabin in the middle of The Suicide Forest for a week? You'd be expected to help clean litter boxes, wash bowls and feed my feral hoard.

(Phones don't work up here. There would be no way out.)
 

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That sounds a lot like my house! I don't have a Ouija board and I suspect the paranormal activity is caused by the cats, but apart from that...

For $5 million would you come and stay with me in my little cabin in the middle of The Suicide Forest for a week? You'd be expected to help clean litter boxes, wash bowls and feed my feral hoard.

(Phones don't work up here. There would be no way out.)
Yes! That sounds fun! :thumbsup:

For 5 mil, would you give up dental hygiene products for a week?
 

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Yes, for that kind of money, a week isn't so bad.

For 5 million dollars would you give a ride to a restaurant and buy a meal for a homeless person, every day for a month?
 
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Yes, for that kind of money, a week isn't so bad.

For 5 million dollars would you give a ride to a restaurant and buy a meal for a homeless person, every day for a month?
Yep. I would buy them food, car, provide housing, education, meds, whatever was needed.

For 5 mil would you stay alone in Norachan's cabin in The Suicide Forest for a week?
 

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Yep. I would buy them food, car, provide housing, education, meds, whatever was needed.

For 5 mil would you stay alone in Norachan's cabin in The Suicide Forest for a week?
Yes, if I could bring some books.

For 5 mil would you walk for 30 min barefoot through a dog park on a hot day without looking down?
 
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Ha!!!! glad my first cup of tea was finished, Dusty. :lolup:

Yes, but oh my goodness, I would have to bleach my feet for hours.

For 5 mil, would you be tied to a post for 2 hours and covered with
honey while ants were feasting on you? (This would be controlled
with docs, etc, there.)
 

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Good one, Mia6!

I guess since the ants wouldn't be technically eating me, just the honey, for that kind of money, I would.

For 5 million, would you live in a walmart for a month? You would be able to eat the food and use the furniture they sell, but wouldn't be allowed to leave.
 

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Would I have to dress like one of the People of Walmart too? I guess I could do that for a month.

For $5 million would you give up your car and all kinds of public transport for a year? You'd have to walk every where you wanted to go.
 
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Yes, I would. (Thanks for the kudos Deb and abyeb) :thanks:

For 5 mil would you attend and graduate from Harvard?
You would have to live in a dorm. You would be automatically
accepted and tuition, books, living expenses would all be paid
for, not from the 5 mil. You could study anything you wanted.
Your cats could come with and someone would help with the
boxes and baby-sit while you were in class.
 

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Oh yes! Harvard education and 5 million, what a dream come true.
:please:When can I start?
 
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Oh yes! Harvard education and 5 million, what a dream come true.
:please:When can I start?
I hear ya!! I would do it without the 5 mil! We could be roomies!
:dance::banana1:

I'll ask another question. In your excitement for Harvard you forgot. :wave2:

For 5 mil would you have a cat sanctuary built on your property or somewhere
else close and run it? You could hire the staff, etc.

 

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I hear ya!! I would do it without the 5 mil! We could be roomies!
:dance::banana1:

I'll ask another question. In your excitement for Harvard you forgot. :wave2:

For 5 mil would you have a cat sanctuary built on your property or somewhere
else close and run it? You could hire the staff, etc.
Yes! That would be a dream come true!

For 5 mil, would you eat a dinner that you got out of a dumpster?
 
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Yes, but I would choose a dumpster behind a restaurant that served Alaskan King Crab Legs,
hoping to get lucky.

For 5 mil would you walk through a cave as Indiana Jones did in The Raiders of the Last Ark with
all those black snakes trying to bite you?
 
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