You know you’re a cat owner when…

[Purrfect Meow]

When you blame yourself for your cat doing something it was not suppose to do. I didn't put it away, I should have moved it, I should have closed the door, box or clothes hamper.....

 

[heatherwillard0614]

You find a human hair in your food and your appetite immediately plummets, but you find a cat hair, say "meh", pick it out and keep eating

This is so true... ugh I can't do human hair in my food just seeing that in my food, ill literally get sick and not eat the rest of the day.... but a kitty hair is like their little special sprinkle of love on the food hahaha just remove that little piece of fur and move on...

 

[Shawna87]

When you tell your guest not to leave anything on the counter that they don’t want to end up on the floor.

When you trip over your cat and immediately apologize and ask if they’re okay when they were the ones that ran right in front of you seeing if they could make you fall to your death

 

[Shawna87]

You find a human hair in your food and your appetite immediately plummets, but you find a cat hair, say "meh", pick it out and keep eating

I’ve never read anything more true than this. Heck I’ve eaten food that they’ve licked but if my husband licks it I’m unsure if I want to

 

[heatherwillard0614]

Shawna87 Omgoodness yes I have tripped over Gabby a few times and I'm always like
"OMG are you ok??? I'm so sorry!!! Pick her up give her plenty of love..
I think that's why they trip us up.. I swear it is like they know we will give them tons of love when we do hahaha and we know they are fine and that it was "their fault" but we always feel bad and apologize haha

 

[iPappy]

You leave a pile of clean laundry lay on the floor for 5 seconds and the cats turn it into a warm bed, and you don't have the heart to move them and by the time they tire of it, it needs washed and dried again. Not like I know from experience...

 

[Margot Lane]

…your tummy purrs.

 

[catloverfromwayback]

When you take a brand new LP or CD or DVD out of its sleeve/case for the first time ... and there's a cat hair on it.

 

[catloverfromwayback]

I’ve never read anything more true than this. Heck I’ve eaten food that they’ve licked but if my husband licks it I’m unsure if I want to

No husband to deal with but I so agree. Human hair, fluids, excretion of any sort - ewwwwwww! Cat ditto, doesn't bother me at all.

 

[Alldara]

A Alldara "Stair Olympics" are a huge hit around here, especially the "Go on your side and try to kick the snot out of a random step just because!"

Oh goodness. Do you have carpet on the stairs? We don't have any carpet to they fight the railing

 

[game misconduct]

when picking out cat hair from your mouth is an everyday thing

 

[iPappy]

Oh goodness. Do you have carpet on the stairs? We don't have any carpet to they fight the railing

Yes, the stairs are carpeted but that carpet is probably going to take over the world, yanno?

 

[Gunther4ever]

When you get a coffee mug from the neighbors that reads "you are pawsome" with kitties on it.l

 

[iPappy]

When you get a coffee mug from the neighbors that reads "you are pawsome" with kitties on it.l

That reminds me of something pretty funny. I'm a dog groomer and most days I wear a smock or socks that have cats all over it I never realized that until now! (We do groom cats but on a smaller basis.)

 

[Alldara]

Yes, the stairs are carpeted but that carpet is probably going to take over the world, yanno?

It just might!

 

[Margot Lane]

…you leave the radio on so your cat isn’t lonely when you go shopping, and, you play that same station in your car to feel psychically connected to them.

 

[heatherwillard0614]

…you leave the radio on so your cat isn’t lonely when you go shopping, and, you play that same station in your car to feel psychically connected to them.

Yessss

When you leave the TV on in the living room on a nature channel so they can watch birds and squirrels and such.
I've watched Gabby on the cameras, she will watch it for about 15 minutes then go to her room to go to bed. It's there for her if she wants it though. Hahaha

 

[catloverfromwayback]

When you get a coffee mug from the neighbors that reads "you are pawsome" with kitties on it.l

Or a mug from a knitting group acquaintance that has kittens playing with wool on it!

 

[strider rose]

when you say you have feline-itis Mamanyt1953

 

[Mia6]

when your sister picks you up and remarks upon the amount of
cat hair on your clothes and you order 3 lint/hair removers from Amazon