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I used to sing poop songs to Krista because of our daily struggles with her IBD/lymphoma. Since I knew it was going to be a multi-round affair with clean up on aisle 3 afterwards, I often wanted her to poop already so we can get that out of the way for the day (instead of having to take it on at 2 am.)
One such poop song was Eric Church's Desperate Man with the ooh ooh's changed to "poop poop" and "desperate man" changed to "desperate cat":
Hey what can I say, I'm just a desperate cat
Poop poop, poop poop poop
Another was the Bewitched theme song sung as, "no poop, no poop, oh no poop,...."
One such poop song was Eric Church's Desperate Man with the ooh ooh's changed to "poop poop" and "desperate man" changed to "desperate cat":
Hey what can I say, I'm just a desperate cat
Poop poop, poop poop poop
Another was the Bewitched theme song sung as, "no poop, no poop, oh no poop,...."