What ridiculous things do you say to your cat?

Juniper_Junebug

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When I'm walking from the kitchen to the TV room to feed my kitty, I tell her to, Lead the Way! Mostly because I love to watch her butt wiggle when she runs; it's too cute. Then I call after her, Wiggle that butt, wiggle that butt! Then I make her sit before I set her dish down.

If she were my employee, I would so be fired by now.
 

vince

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Sir Eats-A-Lot sometimes will flap his tail hard once or twice when he's sitting on my lap or on the sofa near my head (causing me to get flapped in the head). I'll threaten him verbally: "Don't you flap me," "I'm going to tie you to the doorknob by the tail," "I'm going to nail your tail to the floor," etc. Then he really starts to flap his tail like crazy! I wonder if he understands what I've been saying?
 

daftcat75

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When I would come down with a bug, I would tell Krista, “if I don’t make it, you have my permission to eat my corpse. There’s no sense in this taking us both.” 🤧😹😻
 
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