When I went out to my car today I noticed, on the hood of my car, there was a big spot of smeared bird poop and a faint kitty paw print leading away from the poop. This is what I think happend.
The bird saw the cat creeping up and s@#$ all over my car, then it probably flew off. The cat had probably tried to catch the bird and when it landed on my hood put it's paw right in the bird poo. Ticked because it didn't catch the bird and it has a paw fulla poo, the cat most likely walked across my hood sulking and then jumped down. Does everyone agree with that scenerio.