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The excerpt below is copied from a longer article here. It appears to be one of those spammy sites that fills the internet with low quality articles.
I clicked a search result with the title “Cat humps while kneading” because it sounded interesting, and came across this little unintentionally comedic gem:
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Common Signs Of Imminent Humping
Want to know when "cat humps while kneading" might occur? Here are some excellent hints:
Dilated Pupils: While handling cats, you have to check their eyes every now and then. Once the pupils of the felines start to dilate, they are about to hump something in the very next seconds.
Excited Meow, Purr And Knead: If your fluffy friend makes plenty of noises all of a sudden then there is a good chance that it's ready to hump stuff.
Overly Affectionate: Cats like to hang around their owners but in the case they get oddly attached to you out of nowhere, beware of humping
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Well OK then…
I never realized I was in so much danger of imminent humping!
I clicked a search result with the title “Cat humps while kneading” because it sounded interesting, and came across this little unintentionally comedic gem:
———
Common Signs Of Imminent Humping
Want to know when "cat humps while kneading" might occur? Here are some excellent hints:
Dilated Pupils: While handling cats, you have to check their eyes every now and then. Once the pupils of the felines start to dilate, they are about to hump something in the very next seconds.
Excited Meow, Purr And Knead: If your fluffy friend makes plenty of noises all of a sudden then there is a good chance that it's ready to hump stuff.
Overly Affectionate: Cats like to hang around their owners but in the case they get oddly attached to you out of nowhere, beware of humping
———
Well OK then…
I never realized I was in so much danger of imminent humping!
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