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Your humorous stories are a hoot, and very thought-provoking, too.
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Your humorous stories are a hoot, and very thought-provoking, too.
Mom says, "you kids can have all the fun and games you want outside, but don't forget to scoop the cat litter boxes, after your fun and games are done".
"I was reading a novel on the long plane trip, about people turning into butterflies."
(Okay, I had to look up "bitwalking" and "rotgut".
I bitwalk for my drinking money, though sometimes I don't have enough money for two and I have to drink rotgut alone.
"The nurse could not believe that I accidentally got hit in the mouth with a shoe, but after some cleaning and teeth brushing, everything was fine."
The local police escorted the band to the concert venue, thankfully, so that we could listen to the guitarist rock out the crowd for 2.5 hours.
Winter makes me so angry, I'm going to disappear into a sunlamp.
"The new cat food company tried combining spam luncheon meat with bananas into its new cat food line, but Kitty was shocked and stunned and refused to touch it."
I've just remembered that my favourite comedian is performing at the Paws for Effect Green Room!
I've begun to see dancing bananas and disappearing Cheshire Cats, from the pain-killers that the doctor prescribed, but since I'm floating on cloud nine, I think it best to lounge in the library and stare at my books.
The next series of smilies looking for a phrase or sentence is:
Getting a good night's sleep helps rejuvenate my head and eyes, so that I don't wake-up all bent out of shape.