Just wanted to share my interesting night...
We thought it was funny... but maybe you had to be there
Well you know how parents are supposed to set a good example for their children. Show them the proper way to behave and such…
Well… first let me tell you. I have rarely seen my parents drink growing up. Maybe one drink occasionally, but I was usually in bed. I have never even seen my parents tipsy(not even a little).
My brotherâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s girlfriendâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s mom, Kathy, invited us to go to a Saloon with her in downtown OKC last night. None of us had ever been.
Me, my mom, Kathy, and my dad(the dd) went in and started drinking and watching the jazz band(who, by the way, was awesome!).
We were there from 9pm till 2am. Me and Kathy begged my mom for almost 4 hours to dance and she wouldnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t. Well, after her 5th Crown and Coke, she had the Stevie Wonder thing going on with her eyes pressed shut and she was swaying back and forth. Mind you, were were sitting on the top level, right above the band… I was praying to god she didnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t fall over the edge. She said she had to go use the restroom, so here and Kathy went downstairs… next thing you know, my mom is dragging Kathy onto the dance floor, where they hooked up with this guy and all three of them started bouncing around and grinding and what-not. I screamed at my dad to look and we were rolling. They left the floor after the song(to go the restroom) and I expected her to come back upstairs, next thing I know she is running back onto the dance floor, and the three of them are dancing again. I was so mad at myself for not bringing my phone, so I could take pictures. But I really wasnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t expecting anything like this.
Well, my mom was fine till we got out to the car. As soon as we pulled out of the lot, she rolled the window down and I swear she was halfway out of it. Her arms and head were hanging over the side.
I do remember when we got off the highway on our exit. We pulled up to a stop light and a couple cars pulled up next to us. They were staring so hard at my mom, who was still hanging out the window. Kathy yelled, pay no attention to the woman hanging out of the car. And right about then we pulled out, and right after that, my mom threw up all over the side of the car….AND the peoples car next to us. We hauled a$$ away and they whipped a u-turn back to the carwash.
I helped my mom get inside the house where she laid down on the bathroom floor. She slept there all night.
Well, I find out a few minutes later, this is not the first time this has happened.
Turns out my mom is a party animal.
We thought it was funny... but maybe you had to be there
Well you know how parents are supposed to set a good example for their children. Show them the proper way to behave and such…
Well… first let me tell you. I have rarely seen my parents drink growing up. Maybe one drink occasionally, but I was usually in bed. I have never even seen my parents tipsy(not even a little).
My brotherâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s girlfriendâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s mom, Kathy, invited us to go to a Saloon with her in downtown OKC last night. None of us had ever been.
Me, my mom, Kathy, and my dad(the dd) went in and started drinking and watching the jazz band(who, by the way, was awesome!).
We were there from 9pm till 2am. Me and Kathy begged my mom for almost 4 hours to dance and she wouldnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t. Well, after her 5th Crown and Coke, she had the Stevie Wonder thing going on with her eyes pressed shut and she was swaying back and forth. Mind you, were were sitting on the top level, right above the band… I was praying to god she didnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t fall over the edge. She said she had to go use the restroom, so here and Kathy went downstairs… next thing you know, my mom is dragging Kathy onto the dance floor, where they hooked up with this guy and all three of them started bouncing around and grinding and what-not. I screamed at my dad to look and we were rolling. They left the floor after the song(to go the restroom) and I expected her to come back upstairs, next thing I know she is running back onto the dance floor, and the three of them are dancing again. I was so mad at myself for not bringing my phone, so I could take pictures. But I really wasnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t expecting anything like this.
Well, my mom was fine till we got out to the car. As soon as we pulled out of the lot, she rolled the window down and I swear she was halfway out of it. Her arms and head were hanging over the side.
I do remember when we got off the highway on our exit. We pulled up to a stop light and a couple cars pulled up next to us. They were staring so hard at my mom, who was still hanging out the window. Kathy yelled, pay no attention to the woman hanging out of the car. And right about then we pulled out, and right after that, my mom threw up all over the side of the car….AND the peoples car next to us. We hauled a$$ away and they whipped a u-turn back to the carwash.
I helped my mom get inside the house where she laid down on the bathroom floor. She slept there all night.
Well, I find out a few minutes later, this is not the first time this has happened.
Turns out my mom is a party animal.
