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i got some Halo Top, which freezes hard so you need to microwave it for 20 seconds to soften it a little-well i over microwaved and there was an inch and a half of soupy ice cream on top.
Carrying it in the bedroom the cat has the zoomies and sprints between my feet, i almost lose my balance, flail wildly with both hands slopping wet ice cream all over the floor, my feet and the cats lower back & tail.
The ice cream has artificial sweetener, she'll get sick if she eats it, so cue me chasing her around the apt with a wet washcloth, her ducking and weaving like the spawn of Satan is after her. Each time i almost get her she makes her patented trill-"prrrrt!" Loudly and bursts from her hidey hole and into another one and i swear in cat-ese "PRRRRT!" means "missed me, sucka!"
I finally caught her and wiped her off with her glaring daggers at me the whole time.
All this happened at 3 am btw.
This one.....
Carrying it in the bedroom the cat has the zoomies and sprints between my feet, i almost lose my balance, flail wildly with both hands slopping wet ice cream all over the floor, my feet and the cats lower back & tail.
The ice cream has artificial sweetener, she'll get sick if she eats it, so cue me chasing her around the apt with a wet washcloth, her ducking and weaving like the spawn of Satan is after her. Each time i almost get her she makes her patented trill-"prrrrt!" Loudly and bursts from her hidey hole and into another one and i swear in cat-ese "PRRRRT!" means "missed me, sucka!"
I finally caught her and wiped her off with her glaring daggers at me the whole time.
All this happened at 3 am btw.
This one.....