Men's English

[flimflam]

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage

I love you = Let's have sex now

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question

May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes

Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

[debra myers]

:tounge2: :tounge2: :tounge2: :tounge2:

 

[yola]

Wicked!

I'm sending it to my husband right now!!!

He'll be scared to open his mouth incase I interpret his comments incorrectly (well, incorrectly according to him that is . . .)

 

[jeanie g.]

Cute and true! Have you ever noticed that if you're a mess and having a terrible hair day, your husband will say you look : good
Dressed casually and neatly: good
All dressed up? good
Dressed to kill? good
Black nightie and negligee? good

Now we know why the experts say women's communications skills are better that men's.

 

[kumbulu]

ROFLMAO