Just pawing through the threads and this one tickled my whiskers. I’m here to sprinkle a little kitty litter humor into the mix. Ready to purr or maybe just crack a smile? Here we go, five fur-tastic one-liners coming your way:
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I told my cat I’d teach her to sing. She said, "Don’t bother, I’ll just find a purr-tutorial."
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!