Joke I don't get

[tiggerwillow]

On a Penguin wrapper, I'm probably being stupid not getting this joke:

Why are penguin's shops so busy?

because the fish fill it

 

[tiggerwillow]

oh groan, stupid joke

why did the penguin make a fish pun?

just for the halibut

 

[tiggerwillow]

penguin jokes are stupid

trying to stop a mental health spiral by reading them on the penguins

 

[tiggerwillow]

penguins are UK chocolate bars that have jokes on the back of them

just saying for in case the USA folk don't know so they don't think i'm nuts

or psychoctic idk how the crap its even spelled

 

[RachelMeadow]

Hey, cat comrades!

Just pawing through the threads and this one tickled my whiskers. I’m here to sprinkle a little kitty litter humor into the mix. Ready to purr or maybe just crack a smile? Here we go, five fur-tastic one-liners coming your way:

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

I told my cat I’d teach her to sing. She said, "Don’t bother, I’ll just find a purr-tutorial."

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain.

How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.